England -- Juvenile fiction; Fantasy literature; Siblings -- Juvenile fiction; Wishes -- Juvenile fiction
“We found out it was no go,” said Cyril; “it’s not to be got in
Babylon. It was lost before that. We’ll go to some other jolly friendly
place, where everyone is kind and pleasant, and look for it there. Now
tell us about your part.”
“Oh,” said Jane, “the Queen’s man with the smooth face—what was his
name?”
“Ritti-Marduk,” said Cyril.
“Yes,” said Jane, “Ritti-Marduk, he came for me just after the Psammead
had bitten the guard-of-the-gate’s wife’s little boy, and he took me to
the Palace. And we had supper with the new little Queen from Egypt. She
is a dear—not much older than you. She told me heaps about Egypt. And
we played ball after supper. And then the Babylon Queen sent for me. I
like her too. And she talked to the Psammead and I went to sleep. And
then you woke me up. That’s all.”
The Psammead, roused from its sound sleep, told the same story.
“But,” it added, “what possessed you to tell that Queen that I could
give wishes? I sometimes think you were born without even the most
rudimentary imitation of brains.”
The children did not know the meaning of rudimentary, but it sounded a
rude, insulting word.
“I don’t see that we did any harm,” said Cyril sulkily.
“Oh, no,” said the Psammead with withering irony, “not at all! Of
course not! Quite the contrary! Exactly so! Only she happened to wish
that she might soon find herself in your country. And soon may mean any
moment.”
“Then it’s your fault,” said Robert, “because you might just as well
have made ‘soon’ mean some moment next year or next century.”
“That’s where you, as so often happens, make the mistake,” rejoined the
Sand-fairy. “_I_ couldn’t mean anything but what _she_ meant by ‘soon’.
It wasn’t my wish. And what she meant was the next time the King
happens to go out lion hunting. So she’ll have a whole day, and perhaps
two, to do as she wishes with. She doesn’t know about time only being a
mode of thought.”
“Well,” said Cyril, with a sigh of resignation, “we must do what we can
to give her a good time. She was jolly decent to us. I say, suppose we
were to go to St James’s Park after dinner and feed those ducks that we
never did feed. After all that Babylon and all those years ago, I feel
as if I should like to see something _real_, and _now_. You’ll come,
Psammead?”
“Where’s my priceless woven basket of sacred rushes?” asked the
Psammead morosely. “I can’t go out with nothing on. And I won’t, what’s
more.”
And then everybody remembered with pain that the bass bag had, in the
hurry of departure from Babylon, not been remembered.
“But it’s not so extra precious,” said Robert hastily. “You can get
them given to you for nothing if you buy fish in Farringdon Market.”
“Oh,” said the Psammead very crossly indeed, “so you presume on my
sublime indifference to the things of this disgusting modern world, to
fob me off with a travelling equipage that costs you nothing. Very
well, I shall go to sand. Please don’t wake me.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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