Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
The great contest of Masterson against Updegraffe had occupied the
public four days when Mr. Peacock, Mr. Webster and Mr. Walker, acting
for Mr. Updegraffe, waited upon Mr. Wright, Mr. Kelly and Mr. Short, who
received them on behalf of Mr. Masterson. Mr. Peacock, for the
Updegraffe three, made primary explanation. He and his fellow
commissioners had observed a falling off in trade. The Alamo was not
taking in one-half its normal profits; the same was true of the Dance
Hall. The Updegraffe committee asked Mr. Short if an abatement of
prosperity had not occurred at the Long Branch, and put the same
question concerning the Alhambra to Mr. Kelly. Mr. Kelly and Mr. Short,
being appealed to, confessed a business slackness.
“But you know,” observed Mr. Kelly, philosophically, “how it is in
business; it’s a case of come-an’-go, like the old woman’s soap.”
Mr. Webster believed the falling off due to an election interest which
engulfed the souls of folk.
“It takes their minds off such amusements as roulette an’ farobank an’
rum,” explained Mr. Webster. “Besides, the people of Dodge are a mighty
cautious outfit. Dodge won’t take chances; an’ at a ticklish time like
this Dodge sobers up.”
“There may be something in that,” mused Mr. Short. “But, coming down to
the turn, what was it you jack-rabbits wanted to say?”
“This is the proposition,” said Mr. Webster, “an’ we make it for the
purpose of gettin’ the racket over without delay. Our idea is to set the
time for a week from now, round up the votin’ population in the Plaza,
say at eight o’clock in the evenin’, an’ count noses, Masterson ag’in
Updegraffe, high man win. That’s the offer we make. You gents will need
an hour to look it over, an’ we’ll return at the end of that time an’
get your answer.”
“How do you figure this?” asked Mr. Wright of his fellow committeemen
when the Updegraffe delegation had departed. “Is it a deadfall?”
“Strange as it may sound,” responded Mr. Short, “considerin’ what liars
that outfit is, I’m obliged to admit that for once they’re on the
squar’.”
Mr. Kelly coincided with Mr. Short, and it was finally agreed that the
proffer of the Updegraffe contingent should be accepted.
“We’re with you,” said Mr. Short when Mr. Webster and the others
returned, “but not on selfish grounds. We base our action on the bluff
that the peace of Dodge requires protection, an’ that the office of
sheriff, now vacant, should be promptly filled.”
“Then the election is settled,” said Mr. Webster, who was a practical
man, “for eight o’clock in the evenin’, one week from to-day, to be
pulled off in the Plaza?”
“That’s the caper,” retorted Mr. Short, and the commissions adjourned.
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