Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
“No. He compromised on half, because Molly had put off asking her. And
Ida stayed two weeks longer than she had been asked for, and made eyes
all the time at the man Molly really liked herself.”
“Yes, poor Molly,” said the girl with the dimple in her chin, “she says
the next time her brother offers to pay her for having a girl to visit
her, she will send the invitation by telegraph!”
“And demand payment in advance,” said the brown-eyed blonde; “of course
he would be willing to pay for the telegram, anyhow.”
“Yes, and take it to the office, too,” said the president, with a sigh.
“Tom used to send off all my telegrams before we were married—he always
said it was too far to the office for me to go myself. Now, he says
that the exercise will do me good.”
“I suppose he doesn’t want to pay for the message,” said the blue-eyed
girl.
“Oh, I never pay for my telegrams, I always send them at receiver’s
cost. People are so curious to know what is in a telegram that they pay
without a murmur.”
“H’m, I shall have to try that,” said the girl with the Roman nose.
“But not on me,” cried the president. “I’ll never forgive you if you
do. Oh, girls, did you hear the awful thing that happened to Milly
when she sold her bicycle? No? Well, she only got ten dollars for it,
because the man said it was in such an awful condition that he only
took it to oblige her, and it would be a dead loss on his hands. He
told her to come in in about ten days, and he’d have some second hand
ones in such good condition that they would be the best bargains in
town.”
“That was very nice of him, since he made nothing on the transaction,”
said the brown-eyed blonde.
“So Milly thought. At the end of that time she went back, and found one
that she liked very much, it being the same make as her old one. He
wanted sixty dollars for it, but she beat him down to fifty, and took
it home with her at once for fear he would change his mind. What do
you think she found when she got home? That she had bought her own old
machine back again!”
“But how did she know that?” asked the girl with the Roman nose.
“By the number on the plate, goosie. He had put on new pedals, raised
the seat a bit and given it a new coat of enamel—making forty dollars
on the transaction! And when Milly wanted her husband to punish him for
his rascality, he only laughed until she actually thought seriously of
applying for a divorce!”
“And no wonder,” said the blue-eyed girl. “One man will do a mean thing
and another will uphold him. You don’t find women doing such things for
each other!”
“No, indeed,” said the girl with the dimple in her chin; “our own
standard of feminine behavior is so high, that we hardly even give each
other credit for the good things we do!”
“I’ve often noticed that,” said the girl with the eyeglasses, “and I
regret to see that men are unable to appreciate our lofty motives, and
often set it down to envy.”
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