The Tenants: An Episode of the '80sWatts, Mary S. (Mary Stanbery)
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The Tenants: An Episode of the '80s
Watts, Mary S. (Mary Stanbery)
Dwellings -- Fiction; Families -- Fiction; Ohio -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Steven would, he said. He folded the money together and crammed it into
his tattered old pocket-book; he handled it a little eagerly, never
having had much to handle. "We'd better start out to see them, the
Pallinders, you know--right away, hadn't we?" he said, glancing at the
clock.
Gwynne looked at him with a sinking heart. Of course he was not
ashamed of his kin. What! Ashamed of Cousin Steven! Gwynne would have
knocked down the man who hinted it. Nevertheless, it must be allowed
that Cousin Steven was more lax in matters relating to his personal
appearance even than became one of Nature's gentlemen. He did not
shave; he chewed tobacco; his boots manifested some acquaintance with
Jake Bennett's unpaid-for wares. We all know that these things really
do not count; a man's a man for a' that. It would be a shoddy soul that
would condemn him for not blacking his boots, or cavil at the fashion
of his coat. Still, we are conscious of a curious confusion within
us on the point; we muddle the clear stainless water of our theories
with the cloudy dye of our conventions; and to most of us, the quality
of gentleman seems somehow inextricably associated with clean linen.
Gwynne was no snob, but----
"Suppose we stop in to see Doctor Vardaman first and ask him to lend
you a collar and tie--you know that kind of high black stock he wears?"
he suggested weakly. "And then you--you might wash your hands, you
know, and, and--clean your nails. I should think your hands would be
cold this weather, Cousin Steven; don't you want to buy a pair of
gloves?"
"Gloves?" said Steven contemptuously. "You're too delicate, Gwynne.
You've got all effeminated, living the way you do. Gloves! D'ye suppose
Adam, the great father of mankind, wore gloves? You want to get out and
live next to grand old Nature, and old Mother Earth. Those Pallinders
are kind of dressy people, hey? Well, I don't care how dressy they
are; they can wear all the gloves they damn please. I'll let you know,
sir, that a Gwynne in his undershirt would be enough too good for any
Pallinder that ever lived--yes, or anybody else either!" A mottled
flush appeared on his old face; he raised his voice; he made wild
hasty gestures, thumping with his cane. "You want me to spend money
on gloves--drivelling ostentation! Gold's the curse of this country,
and you want me to----" Gwynne was a little alarmed at these signs of
excitement.
"All right, Cousin Steven, never mind," he said soothingly. "I--I just
wanted you to be comfortable, you know. You'd just as lief go and see
Doctor Vardaman, wouldn't you?"
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