The Theatrocrat: A Tragic Play of Church and StageDavidson, John
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The Theatrocrat: A Tragic Play of Church and Stage
Davidson, John
Drama
Abbot. No,
Sir Tristram; from the Parthenon.
Sir T. A soldier?--
The tables and the wine? Is all prepared?
Salerne. Yes; everything.
Sir T. See that they set it out
Courageously.--
[Salerne goes out.]
A soldier, did you say?
Abbot. In Egypt and the Transvaal.
Sir T. Intelligent?
Abbot. I think he is.
Sir T. Send for him.
[Abbot goes out.]
Letters, Hildreth?
Ah, what are these? The bank, the law. No stamp;
Not posted; sent by hand.
Hildreth. An hour ago.
Sir T. Well, we have scorned such documents before.
Set them aside unopened.--Did you hear?
Hildreth. Hear? No.
Sir T. They hissed me, Hildreth.
Hildreth. Glad I am
I did not hear.
Sir T. The foulest, meanest sound,
The hatefullest! How nauseous men can be!
I think I sooner would be hissed than hiss.
The paltriness, the impotence of one
Who hisses! It hurts; it kills: a hiss can kill:
I think a hiss could kill. A curious thing,
That impotence should have the power to kill!
A strange beast, man!
[The telephone rings.
Hildreth. [At the telephone] Mark Belfry wants to see you.
Sir T. Oh! ... Let him come.
Hildreth. [At the telephone] (Yes. Now.)
Sir T. I needed this--
To be well hissed: a shower-bath for the soul:
It strengthens me. An actor can't be great?
I think he can.
[Enter Mark Belfry.]
Well Belfry, how are you?
Belfry. In health, Sir Tristram.
Sir T. Have you come to buy
The theatre?
Belfry. I have.
Sir T. It's not for sale.
Belfry. It will be soon.
Sir T. As soon as I am dead.
Belfry. What are you going to do?
Sir T. This lasts a week.
To-morrow I rehearse an old success.
Belfry. And after that?
Sir T. I cannot tell.
Belfry. I can.
Sir T. Predict.
Belfry. I shall provide you with a play.
Sir T. Never!
Belfry. I take the risk.
Sir T. No name but mine
Shall flourish on my bills whilst I am here.
I hate your Yankee style, your affectation:
"Presents Sir Tristram Sumner!" No, Mark Belfry!
Belfry. That I forego. I want your theatre. Yes;
I mean to have it. Any kind of hold
To start with! Oh, I'll own the Grosvenor yet!
I fight in the open. I'll finance you; flood
Your desert, for I guess your Nile's dried up;
I'll gild the wolf's clean teeth, and flesh them too,
With prime American dentistry. No name
But yours; and no condition but my play.
It gallops hard at home; there's money in it;
A part to fit you; colours, crowds and kings.
It's curious how it came to be, this play.
One of your poets wrote upon commission----
Sir T. For you?
Belfry. For me.
Sir T. A poet, Belfry!
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