We could always look for fine fighting at Julien’s of a Monday morning,
because at that time the model was posed for the week and we picked out
the places from which to work. Of course the first ten of the
_esquisse_ men had first choice. So, no matter how early you got up and
how resolutely you held to your first row tabouret, chaps like Rounault,
or Marioton, or the little Russian, whom we nicknamed "Choubersky," or
Haushaulder, or the big American—"This Animal of a Buldy Jones"—all
strong _esquisse_ men, could always chuck you out when they came, which
they did about ten o’clock, when everything had quieted down. When two
particularly big, quick-tempered, obstinate, and combative men try to
occupy, simultaneously, a space twelve inches square, it gives rise to
complications. We used to watch and wait for these fights (after we had
been chucked out ourselves), and make things worse, and hasten the
crises by getting upon the outskirts of the crowd that thronged about
the disputants and shoving with all our mights. Then one of the
disputants would be jostled rudely against the other, who would hit him
in the face, and then there would be a wild hooroosh and a clatter of
overturned easels and the flashing of whitened knuckles and glimpses of
two fierce red faces over the shoulders of the crowd, and everything
would be pleasant. Then, perhaps, you would see an allusion in the
Paris edition of the next morning’s "_Herald_" to "the brutal and
lawless students."
I remember particularly one fight—quite the best I ever saw at Julien’s
or elsewhere, for the matter of that. It was between Haushaulder and
Gilet. Haushaulder was a Dane, and six feet two. Gilet was French, and
had a waist like Virginie’s. But Gilet had just come back from his
three years’ army service, and knew all about the savate. They squared
off at each other, Gilet spitting like a cat, and Haushaulder grommelant
under his mustache. "This Animal of a Buldy Jones," the big American,
bellowed to separate them, for it really looked like a massacre. And
then, all at once, Gilet spun around, bent over till his finger-tips
touched the floor, and balancing on the toe, lashed out backwards with
his leg at Haushaulder, like any cayuse. The heel of his boot caught the
Dane on the point of the chin. An hour and forty minutes later, when
Haushaulder recovered consciousness and tried to speak, we found that
the tip of his tongue had been sliced off between his teeth as if by a
pair of scissors. It was a really unfortunate affair, and the
government very nearly closed the atelier because of it. But "This
Animal of a Buldy Jones" gave us all his opinion of the savate, and
announced that the next man who savated from any cause whatever "_aurait
affaire avec lui, oui, avec lui, cre nom!_"
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