Civil service -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
'Yes, Fidus Neverbend, of the Woods and Forests; a very excellent public
servant, and one in whom the fullest confidence can be placed. But
between you and me, he will never set the Thames on fire.'
'Does he understand mining?' asked Alaric.
'He understands Government properties, and will take care that the Crown
be not wronged; but, Tudor, the Government will look to you to get the
true common-sense view of the case. I trust--I mean that I really do
trust, that you will not disgrace my choice.'
Alaric of course promised that he would do his best, expressed the
deepest gratitude to his patron, and went off to put himself into
communication with Mr. Neverbend at the Woods and Forests, having
received an assurance that the examination in his own office should
not take place till after his return from Tavistock. He was not slow to
perceive that if he could manage to come back with all the _éclat_ of
a successful mission, the prestige of such a journey would go far to
assist him on his coming trial.
Mr. Fidus Neverbend was an absolute dragon of honesty. His integrity was
of such an all-pervading nature, that he bristled with it as a porcupine
does with its quills. He had theories and axioms as to a man's conduct,
and the conduct especially of a man in the Queen's Civil Service, up
to which no man but himself could live. Consequently no one but himself
appeared to himself to be true and just in all his dealings.
A quarter of an hour spent over a newspaper was in his eyes a downright
robbery. If he saw a man so employed, he would divide out the total of
salary into hourly portions, and tell him to a fraction of how much he
was defrauding the public. If he ate a biscuit in the middle of the day,
he did so with his eyes firmly fixed on some document, and he had never
been known to be absent from his office after ten or before four.
When Sir Gregory Hardlines declared that Mr. Fidus Neverbend would
never set the Thames on fire, he meant to express his opinion that that
gentleman was a fool; and that those persons who were responsible for
sending Mr. Neverbend on the mission now about to be undertaken,
were little better than fools themselves for so sending him. But Mr.
Neverbend was no fool. He was not a disciple of Sir Gregory's school.
He had never sat in that philosopher's porch, or listened to the high
doctrines prevalent at the Weights and Measures. He could not write with
all Mr. Precis' conventional correctness, or dispose of any subject at
a moment's notice as would Mr. Uppinall; but, nevertheless, he was no
fool. Sir Gregory, like many other wise men, thought that there were
no swans but of his own hatching, and would ask, with all the pompous
conceit of Pharisees in another age, whether good could come out of the
Woods and Forests?
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