The Three Impostors; or, The TransmutationsMachen, Arthur
Science
The Three Impostors; or, The Transmutations
Machen, Arthur
Fiction; Horror tales, English
object for which such an amount is offered must be worth at least
double. Of course, when it is a matter of an ordinary curiosity--an old
jug, a carved chest, or a queer brass lantern--one does not much care;
the cupidity of the owner defeats its object, the collector laughs, and
goes away, for he is aware that such things are by no means unique. But
this gem I fervently desired to possess; and as I did not see my way to
giving more than a hundredth part of its value, I was conscious that
all my, let us say, imaginative and diplomatic powers would have to be
exerted. I am sorry to say that I came to the conclusion that I could
not undertake to carry the matter through single-handed, and I
determined to confide in my assistant, a young man named William
Robbins, whom I judged to be by no means devoid of capacity. My idea was
that Robbins should get himself up as a low-class dealer in precious
stones; he could patter a little Italian, and would go to the town in
question and manage to see the gem we were after, possibly by offering
some trifling articles of jewelry for sale, but that I left to be
decided. Then my work was to begin, but I will not trouble you with a
tale told twice over. In due course, then, Robbins went off to Italy
with an assortment of uncut stones and a few rings, and some jewelry I
bought in Birmingham, on purpose for his expedition. A week later I
followed him, travelling leisurely, so that I was a fortnight later in
arriving at our common destination. There was a decent hotel in the
town, and on my inquiring of the landlord whether there were many
strangers in the place, he told me very few; he had heard there was an
Englishman staying in a small tavern, a pedlar he said, who sold
beautiful trinkets very cheaply, and wanted to buy old rubbish. For five
or six days I took life leisurely, and I must say I enjoyed myself. It
was part of my plan to make the people think I was an enormously rich
man; and I knew that such items as the extravagance of my meals, and the
price of every bottle of wine I drank, would not be suffered, as Sancho
Panza puts it, to rot in the landlord's breast. At the end of the week I
was fortunate enough to make the acquaintance of Signor Melini, the
owner of the gem I coveted, at the café, and with his ready hospitality
and my geniality I was soon established as a friend of the house. On my
third or fourth visit I managed to make the Italians talk about the
English pedlar, who, they said, spoke a most detestable Italian. 'But
that does not matter,' said the Signora Melini, 'for he has beautiful
things, which he sells very very cheap.' 'I hope you may not find he has
cheated you,' I said, 'for I must tell you that English people give
these fellows a very wide berth. They usually make a great parade of the
cheapness of their goods, which often turn out to be double the price of
better articles in the shops.' They would not hear of this, and Signora
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account