The Touchstone of Fortune: Being the Memoir of Baron Clyde, Who Lived, Thrived, and Fell in the Doleful Reign of the So-called Merry Monarch, Charles IIMajor, Charles
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The Touchstone of Fortune: Being the Memoir of Baron Clyde, Who Lived, Thrived, and Fell in the Doleful Reign of the So-called Merry Monarch, Charles II
Major, Charles
Great Britain -- History -- Charles II, 1660-1685 -- Fiction
"A barrel of oysters, a lobster broiled--make it two lobsters--a dish of
raw turnips, with oil, vinegar, and pepper, a bottle of canary, a bit of
cheese, and a pot of tea. But Lord! I suppose you never heard of tea!
It's a new drink, child, recently brought from China."
"Yes, your Highness," answered Betty, very proud that the Old Swan could
furnish so new a beverage. "We have some excellent tea of my father's own
importation."
"Then fetch it, and in God's name, be quick about it! Doubtless you could
be quick enough in running after a man!" said Nelly.
"In running away from him if I wanted to catch him," answered Betty,
casting down her eyes demurely, as she courtesied and left to give the
order in the kitchen.
Nelly's love of fun brought trouble before the dinner was over.
When Betty left her guests, she went to her father in the tap-room and
told him that a princess and a duchess had honored his house, whereupon
Pickering began to swell with pride. As friends dropped in from time to
time, he informed them that a princess and a duchess were waiting for
their dinner in the small dining room, and followed up the extraordinary
announcement in each case by asking proudly:--
"Show me another tavern this side of Westminster that entertains guests
of like rank. If they were to drop into the Dog's Head, old Robbins would
_drop_ dead. And on what would he serve them? I would wager a jacobus to
a farthing that he hasn't a tablecloth of real linen in his house, and as
for forks, why, he never heard of them. Your fingers and a knife at the
Dog's Head! The Old Swan serves its guests of high rank with five
shilling linen and silver forks. Silver, mind you, hammered from
unalloyed coin by Backwell himself. If any of you happen to be at the
Dog's Head, drop a hint that you saw a princess and a duchess in the
Old Swan's small dining room."
If a guest doubted Pickering's statement concerning the quality of his
guests, he led them to the door of the small dining room, where the
sceptic was relieved of his doubts, for Frances and Nelly looked their
assumed parts convincingly.
Soon after Nelly's dinner had been served, a handsome gentleman entered
the tap-room, sat down at a table, and tapped with his sword-hilt for
service. His doublet and trunks of rich velvet, his broad beaver hat with
its long flowing plume, and his silken hose, had all been elegant in
their good days, but now they were stained, shabby, and almost threadbare
in spots. His shoe buckles showed vacant jewel holders, and his sword
hilt was without a precious stone, all giving evidence that their owner
had been dealing with pawnbrokers. He was shabby from head to feet,
though he bore himself with the convincing manner of a gentleman.
Pickering sent the barboy to wait on the newcomer, but the boy returned
immediately and whispered:--
"Ye made a mistake in sending me, master. Better send one of the maids or
Mistress Betty. The gentleman is more than he seems to be."
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