California -- Fiction; Distilling, Illicit -- Fiction; Ryan, Casey (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
"Well, you can ask anybody if Casey Ryan's the man to git big-headed!
Money don't spoil ME none. There ain't anybody c'n say it does. Casey
Ryan is Casey Ryan wherever an' whenever yuh meet up with him. Yuh
might mebby see me next, hazin' a burro over a ridge. Or yuh might see
me with ten pounds uh flour, a quart uh beans an' a sour-dough bucket
on my back. Whichever way the game breaks--you'll be seein' Casey
Ryan; an' you'll see 'im settin' in the game an' ready t' push his last
white chip to the center."
"I believe it, Casey. Darned if I don't. Well, you drive 'er awhile;
till yuh get tired, anyway." He bent to the crank, gave a heave and
climbed in, with Casey behind the wheel, looking pleased to be there
and quite ready to show the world he could drive.
"Say, if I drive till I'm TIRED," he retorted, "I'm liable to soak 'er
hubs in the Atlantic Ocean before I quit. And then, mebby I'll back
'er out an' drive 'er to the end of Venice Pier just for pastime."
"Up in Lund they're talkin' yet about your drivin'," his new friend
flattered him. "They say there's no stops when you get the wheel
cuddled up to your chest. No quittin' an' no passin' yuh by with a
merry laugh an' a cloud of alkali dust. I guess it's right. I've been
wantin' to meet yuh."
"That there last remark sounds like a traffic cop I had a run-in with
once!" Casey snorted--merely to hide his gratification. "You sound
good, just to listen to, but you ain't altogether believable. There's
men in Lund that'd give an ear to meet me in a narrow trail with a
hairpin turn an' me on the outside an' drunk.
"They'd like it to be about a four-thousand-foot drop, straight down.
Lund as a town ain't so crazy about me that they'd close up whilst I
was bein' planted, an' stop all traffic for five minutes. A show
benefit was sprung on Lund once, to help Casey Ryan that was supposed
to be crippled. An' I had to give a good Ford--a DARN' good Ford!--to
the benefitters, so is they could git outa town ahead uh the howlin'
mob. That's how I know the way Lund loves Casey Ryan. Yuh can't kid
ME, young feller."
Meanwhile, Casey swung north into Cajon Pass; up that long, straight,
cement-paved highway to the hills he showed his new friend how a Ford
could travel when Casey Ryan juggled the wheel. The full moon was
pushing up into a cloud bank over a high peak beyond the Pass. The few
cars they met were gone with a whistle of wind as Casey shot by.
He raced a passenger train from the mile whistling-post to the
crossing, made the turn and crossed the track with the white finger of
the headlight bathing the Ford blindingly. He completed that S turn
and beat the train to the next crossing half a mile farther on; where
he "spiked 'er tail", as he called it, stopping dead still and waiting
jeeringly for the train to pass. The engineer leaned far out of the
cab window to bellow his opinion of such driving; which was unfavorable
to the full extent of his vocabulary.
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