Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Bennett, Arnold, 1867-1931
He is a young man of method; young men do not arrive without method at
the condition of being encyclopædias; his watch is as correct as his
judgments. He breakfasts at eight sharp, and his housekeeper sets the
kitchen clock five minutes fast, for he is a terrible Ivan at breakfast.
He glances at a couple of newspapers, first at the list of "publications
received," and then at the news. Of course he is not hoodwinked by
newspapers. He will meet the foreign editor of the "Daily ----" at lunch
and will learn the true inwardness of that exploded canard from Berlin.
Having assessed the newspapers, he may interpret to his own satisfaction
a movement from a Mozart piano sonata, and then he will brush his hat,
pick up sundry books, and pass sedately to the station. The
station-master is respectfully cordial, and quite ready to explain to
him the secret causation of delays, for his season-ticket is a white
one. He gets into a compartment with a stockbroker, a lawyer, or a
tea-merchant, and immediately falls to work; he does his minor reviewing
in the train, fostering or annihilating reputations while the antique
engine burrows beneath the squares of the West End; but his brain is not
so fully occupied that he cannot spare a corner of it to meditate upon
the extraordinary ignorance and simplicity of stockbrokers, lawyers, and
tea-merchants. He reaches his office, and for two or three hours
practises that occupation of watching other people work which is called
editing: a process always of ordering, of rectifying, of laying down the
law, of being looked up to, of showing how a thing ought to be done and
can be done, of being flattered and cajoled, of dispensing joy or
gloom--in short, the Jupiter and Shah of Persia business. He then
departs, as to church, to his grill-room, where for a few moments
himself and the cook hold an anxious consultation to decide which
particular chop or which particular steak out of a mass of chops and
steaks shall have the honour of sustaining him till tea-time. The place
is full of literary shahs and those about to be shahs. They are all in
the movement; they constitute the movement. They ride the comic-opera
whirlwinds of public opinion and direct the tea-cup storms of
popularity. The young man classes most of them with the stockbroker, the
lawyer, and the tea-merchant. With a few he fraternises, and these few
save their faces by appreciating the humour of the thing. Soon
afterwards he goes home, digging _en route_ the graves of more
reputations, and, surrounded by the two thousand volumes, he works in
seclusion at his various activities that he may triumph openly. He
descends to dinner stating that he has written so many thousand words,
and excellent words too--stylistic, dramatic, tender, witty. There may
be a theatrical first-night toward, in which case he returns to town and
sits in the seat of the languid for a space. Or he stays within doors
and discusses with excessively sophisticated friends the longevity of
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