'Not many people, I admit. It's a solemn fact that my feelings are not
of national importance; but when you've heard what I've got to say,
perhaps you'll begin to feel uneasy; then it'll be my turn to make
inquiries. You know that Mr. Smith I told you about?' I nodded. I had
heard enough of the mysterious Smith. 'Yesterday afternoon, as I was
going along Piccadilly on a 'bus, I saw him on the pavement.
'Alone?'
'He was alone right enough; though, for all I know, a ghost ought to
have been walking by his side.'
'Mr. FitzHoward! What do you mean?'
'Aren't I going to tell you, if you'll wait? Even the best of
women--and, Mrs. Merrett, you must pardon my saying that you are the
best I ever met, and I've met some--are impatient.' I wished he'd stop
his nonsense. 'I jumped off the 'bus, went up to Mr. Smith from
behind, reached out my hand, and touched him on the shoulder. He gave
such a jump that he made me jump too. I never saw a man so startled.
He didn't look much happier when he saw me; he knew me right enough.
"Good God!" he said. "You!" "Yes," I said. "Mr.--Mr. Smith, might I be
permitted to inquire what you've done with Mr. Babbacombe?" I don't
know what made me ask the question, at least in that way. It must have
been a kind of inspiration. For when I did ask it, it seemed to strike
him all of a heap. He gave a lurch so that I thought that he was going
to fall; and if the wall of St. James's Church hadn't been handy for
him to lean against, he'd have come a cropper. The sight he was took
me quite aback. It made me think all sorts of things. I couldn't make
it out at all. It was some time before he'd got hold of himself enough
to speak; and then it was with a stammer. "What--what do you mean
by--by asking me such a question?" "I asked it because I want an
answer. What's become of him since you had that interview with him at
the York Hotel?" "How do you know I had an interview with him?"
"That's tellings. I know one or two things, and I want to know one or
two more. Mr. Smith, what have you done with Mr. Babbacombe?" "I know
nothing whatever, sir, of the person to whom you refer." He tried to
pull himself together, and pass things off with an air. But it wasn't
altogether a success. Just as he was making as if to take himself off,
a friend came rushing up to him. "Hollo, Howarth!" he cried, "you're
the very man I wanted to see." I pricked up my ears at this. "Excuse
me, sir," I said. "Is this gentleman's name Howarth?" The friend
looked me up and down; like those swells do. "Who's this?" he asked.
Mr. Smith--or Mr. Howarth--took his arm. "Some person who wishes to
make himself offensive to me." And he was going to walk off. But I got
in front of him. "Excuse me, Mr. Smith, or Mr. Howarth, or whatever
your name is, but before you go perhaps you'll tell me what you've
done with Mr. Babbacombe." He was more himself by now, and looked at
me in a way I didn't like; as if I was so much dirt under his feet.
"What's he mean?" asked his friend.
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