'As I was going home yesterday afternoon, I slipped on a piece of
orange peel; that means danger. In our street I saw three black
cats; that means mourning for a friend. I found myself putting my
walking-stick upside down into the stand; that means trouble. When I
got upstairs, death stared me in the face out of my sitting-room fire.
As I was smoking a pipe, your husband's portrait fell from its place
on the wall, and chipped a piece off one of the corners; you know what
that means as well as I do. I'll say nothing about the horrid dreams
which haunted me all through the night because I'm not a superstitious
man, and they may have had something to do with the dressed crab I had
for supper. But I will say this, that I woke up this morning
profoundly persuaded that there is something wrong. And that
persuasion is with me now.'
'But what can be wrong?'
He came and leaned against the edge of the table.
'Mind the flour,' I said.
He waved his hand.
'What does it matter about minding the flour when we've got such facts
as those to face? Mrs. Merrett, we have to put two and two together. I
unhesitatingly say that the result of our doing that is to point the
finger of suspicion towards the man who masqueraded as John Smith.' He
rapped his knuckles so hard against the board that a piece of suet
which I had left there stuck to them. 'If you don't go to Mr. John
Smith, alias the Hon. Douglas Howarth, and ask him, as I asked him,
what he's done with Mr. Babbacombe, you'll be neglecting your duty as
a wife.'
'Mr. FitzHoward!'
'You will, Mrs. Merrett, you will! If you love your husband----'
'"If!"'
'I say, if you love your husband you will insist on getting from him
the answer which he refused to give me. There's a mystery, Mrs.
Merrett--a mystery; and that double-named gentleman is at the back of
it. My varied experience in all branches of the profession has given
me the eyes of a hawk, and yesterday I saw right through him.'
'But, Mr. FitzHoward----'
'But me no buts. If you won't go I will; and I'll try to conceal the
fact that I've come because you wouldn't. There are wives like that,
but I didn't think that you were one.'
I stood up, and I hit the table with the rolling-pin. I was not going
to stand talk like that from him, or from anyone.'
'Mr. FitzHoward, I know my James, and he won't thank you for
interfering with his private affairs, nor me either. If you come to
mysteries, why, his whole life's a mystery: but he'll be the first to
tell you not to trouble yourself about him, but to look after
mysteries of your own.'
'What if he's dead?'
'Mr. FitzHoward! how can you say such things? What makes you think
it?'
'I don't want to agitate you; I don't want to cause alarm. But I have
my intuitions--here.' He tapped his shirt front. 'What surprises me is
that you haven't got intuitions, too.'
'What makes you--have them?'
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