The Two Sides of the ShieldYonge, Charlotte M. (Charlotte Mary)
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The Two Sides of the Shield
Yonge, Charlotte M. (Charlotte Mary)
Domestic fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
She stood under the oak, represented by the hall chandelier, with Fergus
and Primrose as her infant sons, and fascinated King Edward on
the rocking-horse, which was much too vivant, for it reared as
perpendicularly as it could, and then nearly descended on its nose, to
mark the rider’s feelings.
Then, with her hair let down, which was stipulated for, though, as she
observed, nothing would make it the right colour, she sat desolate on
the hearth, surrounded by as many daughters as could be spared from
being spectators, as her youngest son was born off from her maternal
arms by a being as like a cardinal as a Galway cloak, disposed tippet
fashion, could make him.
She could not be spared to put up her hair again before she had to
forget her maternal feelings and be mere audience, while her two sons
were smothered by Mysie and Dolores, converted into murderers one
and two by slouched hats. Fergus, a little afraid of being actually
suffocated, began to struggle, setting off Wilfred, and the adventure
was having a conclusion, which would have accounted for the authentic
existence of Perkin Warbeck, when--oh horror! there was a peal at the
door-bell, and before there was a moment for the general scurry,
Herbert the button-boy popped out of the pantry passage and admitted
Mr. Leadbitter, to whom, as a late sixth standard boy, he had a special
allegiance, and, having spied him coming, hurried to let him in out of
the rain instantly.
At least, such was the charitable interpretation. Harry strongly
suspected that the imp had been a concealed spectator all the time, and
had particularly relished the mischief of the discomfiture, which, after
all, was much greater on the part of the Vicar than any one else, as
he was a rather stiff, old-fashioned gentleman. Lady Merrifield only
laughed, said she had been beguiled into wet day sports with the
children, begged him to excuse her for a moment or two, and tripped
away, followed by Gillian to help her, quickly reappearing in her lace
cap as the graceful matron, even before Mr. Leadbitter had quite done
blushing and quoting to Harry ‘desipere in loco,’ as he was assisted off
with his dripping, shiny waterproof.
After all no harm would have been done if--Harry and Gillian being
both off guard--Valetta had not exclaimed most unreasonably in her
disappointment--
‘I knew the fun would be spoilt the instant Dolores came in for it.’
‘Yes, Mr. Murderer, you squashed my little finger and all but smothered
me,’ cried Fergus, throwing himself on Dolores and dropping her down.
‘Don’t! don’t! you know you mustn’t,’ screamed valiant Mysie, flying to
the rescue.
‘Murderers! Murderers must be done for,’ shouted Wilfred, falling upon
Mysie.
‘You shan’t hurt my Mysie,’ bellowed Valetta, hurling herself upon
Wilfred.
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