Satire; Spanish literature -- Translations into English
“Yes: he has so fine a scent, that he instantly knows whether a girl has
been cautious or not; whether she has been married, or not, and the exact
number of times: and the other day there came here a _menette_, who made
a profession of _menettisme_, wearing the habits, air, _et cetera_: she
wanted to make every thing appear smooth, saying, that she had been sent
here for having administered to herself the discipline, contrary to the
direction of her directors: but the prince approaching her, perceived,
and said immediately, that this habit, modest as it was, covered much
indevotion, sacrilege, gallantry, and falsehood. The young girl retired
abashed; she had not imagined that any person could discover, under the
exterior of such simplicity, what she had been guilty of, during her
life; you see Lucifer has an exquisite nose.”
“If he has,” said I, “the other senses in a similar perfection, he well
merits the commandery of hell.”
In the mean time, Lucifer, and the other lords, invited to his table,
continued to eat with good appetite: besides the individuals of his
council, there were a great number whom I heard designated by the names
given to the gods of fable, such as Jupiter, Saturn, Apollo, Mercury: and
to goddesses, such as Juno, Venus, Diana, Proserpina, and others; I
should think there were at least fifty persons at table. These gods and
goddesses were men and women, like the others; and in reflecting upon
that circumstance, I thought they were princesses and princes, whom the
people had put in the place of gods. But these ignorant people deceive
themselves; for their gods, instead of being in heaven, are in hell. The
same thing often happens in the world; a particular person is looked upon
as a man of honour, who is, in fact, worse than one whom they consider
the most knavish; another as a good man, who, in truth, is one of the
worst; they frequently speak of one as happy after death, whose lot, if
they did but know it, is quite the contrary: this is the sentiment of
saint Pere, who said, “they peopled heaven with the inhabitants of hell.”
The dessert served up to this great demon, was very pleasant to behold:
it consisted of hypocrites, bigots, and apostate monks, all preserved in
sugar: in the middle of it was a country seat in sugar: one could
perceive the chateau, with its fosses, garden, park, wood, closes,
vineyards, fish-ponds, fountains, jets of water, mill, stables, and
farms; the whole being executed in the most perfect symmetry of
architecture.
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