The wanderings and fortunes of some German emigrantsGerstäcker, Friedrich
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The wanderings and fortunes of some German emigrants
Gerstäcker, Friedrich
Germany -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction; Immigrants -- Fiction
The men had just stepped up to the table, and had their beverages handed
to them, when, to their inexpressible wonder, a tall man, with a light
blue dress coat, of coarse cloth, with bright buttons, chicory-coloured
trowsers, and a black hat, worn rather back on his head, holding a
paint-pot in the left hand, and a long brush in his right, walked in
and, without changing countenance in the least, or troubling himself
about those around him, went up to the box where the bristly little
prodigy was kept, took his brush between his teeth while he opened the
lid, and then with bold strokes of the brush, but in perfect repose of
mind, began to freshen up the rubbed off stripes of the grunting
quadruped.
"I say," quoth the brewer, nudging the tailor, "look!--see, how he is
manufacturing natural curiosities."
"Oh my!" exclaimed the little man in his turn, "and we must pay six
cents for _that_!"
The men who were in the room laughed immoderately at the surprise of the
Germans; and the barman observed to them, in perfect good faith, "There,
you see, you've learnt something new again!"
But the shoemaker was indignant; he pulled his hat over his brows, and
immediately forsook the house, accompanied by his companions, without
bestowing another look at either the people or the _lusus naturæ_.
"I never--why that beats cockfighting!" cried the little tailor, when
they were outside again. "I never heard of such a thing; why, those
fellows have the impudence of the devil himself."
"Well, we shall do well in America, if this is to be taken as an omen,"
laughed Schmidt, "but I wonder that the police should suffer such a
trick. Couldn't one inform against the fellow?--why, it's a--regular
cheat."
"Yes, that would be a great deal of good," replied the tailor. "We dare
not tell of it, for if we do, they'll only laugh at us, besides----But,
hallo, brewer! where are you off to?" he called after him, as that
worthy, who had suddenly stopped, as if in reflection, now turned and
ran quickly back--"have you forgotten anything?"
But he got no answer. The brewer ran, as fast as his legs would carry
him, back to the drinking-shop which he had just left; but while they
were yet gazing after him in wonder, he came back again, with a very
cross face, and joined them. "What have you forgotten, then?" asked all
of them at once.
"Oh!" replied the brewer, peevishly, "I was so taken aback by that
precious pig, that I left my beer only half drunk out, and now they've
poured it away, and grinned at me besides for coming back for it."
He fared no better with his companions; and laughing and talking over
what had just occurred, stopping before every shop, they wandered slowly
towards the place of meeting.
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