Chimney sweeps -- Juvenile fiction; Fairy tales -- England
But the lobster would not let go. Tom saw the fisherman haul him up to
the boat-side, and thought it was all up with him. But when Mr. Lobster
saw the fisherman, he gave such a furious and tremendous snap, that he
snapped out of his hand, and out of the pot, and safe into the sea. But
he left his knobbed claw behind him; for it never came into his stupid
head to let go after all, so he just shook his claw off as the easier
method. It was something of a bull, that; but you must know the lobster
was an Irish lobster, and was hatched off Island Magee at the mouth of
Belfast Lough.
Tom asked the lobster why he never thought of letting go. He said very
determinedly that it was a point of honour among lobsters. And so it is,
as the Mayor of Plymouth found out once to his cost—eight or nine hundred
years ago, of course; for if it had happened lately it would be personal
to mention it.
For one day he was so tired with sitting on a hard chair, in a grand
furred gown, with a gold chain round his neck, hearing one policeman
after another come in and sing, “What shall we do with the drunken
sailor, so early in the morning?” and answering them each exactly alike:
“Put him in the round house till he gets sober, so early in the morning”—
That, when it was over, he jumped up, and played leap-frog with the
town-clerk till he burst his buttons, and then had his luncheon, and
burst some more buttons, and then said: “It is a low spring-tide; I shall
go out this afternoon and cut my capers.”
Now he did not mean to cut such capers as you eat with boiled mutton. It
was the commandant of artillery at Valetta who used to amuse himself with
cutting them, and who stuck upon one of the bastions a notice, “No one
allowed to cut capers here but me,” which greatly edified the midshipmen
in port, and the Maltese on the Nix Mangiare stairs. But all that the
mayor meant was that he would go and have an afternoon’s fun, like any
schoolboy, and catch lobsters with an iron hook.
So to the Mewstone he went, and for lobsters he looked. And when he came
to a certain crack in the rocks he was so excited that, instead of
putting in his hook, he put in his hand; and Mr. Lobster was at home, and
caught him by the finger, and held on.
“Yah!” said the mayor, and pulled as hard as he dared: but the more he
pulled, the more the lobster pinched, till he was forced to be quiet.
Then he tried to get his hook in with his other hand; but the hole was
too narrow.
Then he pulled again; but he could not stand the pain.
Then he shouted and bawled for help: but there was no one nearer him than
the men-of-war inside the breakwater.
Then he began to turn a little pale; for the tide flowed, and still the
lobster held on.
Then he turned quite white; for the tide was up to his knees, and still
the lobster held on.
Then he thought of cutting off his finger; but he wanted two things to do
it with—courage and a knife; and he had got neither.
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