We have related this conversation at a length which a certain class of
our readers will probably find tedious, but it is necessary to a right
comprehension of various features in the picture we are about to draw.
At the Stag’s Head the friends stopped to let the horses blow, and,
while the animals were cooling themselves under the care of Stephen
Hoof, McBrain’s coachman, the gentlemen took a short walk in the hamlet.
At several points, as they moved along, they overheard the subject of
the murders alluded to, and saw divers newspapers, in the hands of
sundry individuals, who were eagerly perusing accounts of the same
events; sometimes by themselves, but oftener to groups of attentive
listeners. The travellers were now so near town as to be completely
within its moral, not to say physical, atmosphere—being little more than
a suburb of New York. On their return to the inn, the doctor stopped
under the shed to look at his horses, before Stephen checked them up
again, previously to a fresh start. Stephen was neither an Irishman nor
a black; but a regular, old-fashioned, Manhattannese coachman; a class
apart, and of whom, in the confusion of tongues that pervades that
modern Babel, a few still remain, like monuments of the past, scattered
along the Appian Way.
“How do your horses stand the heat, Stephen?” the doctor kindly
enquired, always speaking of the beasts as if they were the property of
the coachman, and not of himself. “Pill looks as if he had been well
warmed this morning.”
“Yes, sir, he takes it somewhat hotter than Poleus, in the spring of the
year, as a gineral thing. Pill vill vork famously, if a body vill only
give him his feed in vhat I calls a genteel vay; but them ’ere country
taverns has nothing nice about ’em, not even a clean manger; and a town
horse that is accustomed to a sweet stable and proper company, won’t
stand up to the rack as he should do, in one of their holes. Now, Poleus
I calls a gineral feeder; it makes no matter vith him vhether he is at
home, or out on a farm—he finishes his oats, but it isn’t so vith Pill,
sir—his stomach is delicate, and the horse that don’t get his proper
food vill sweat, summer or vinter.”
“I sometimes think, Stephen, it might be better to take them both off
their oats for a few days, and let blood, perhaps; they say that the
fleam is as good for a horse as the lancet is for a man.”
“Do n’t think on’t, sir, I beg of you! I’m sure they has doctor-stuff in
their names, not to crowd ’em down vith any more, jist as varm veather
is a settin’ in. Oats is physic enough for a horse, and vhen the
creaturs vants anything more, sir, jist leave ’em to me. I knows as
peculiar a drench as ever vas poured down a vheeler’s throat, vithout
troublin’ that academy in Barclay street, vhere so many gentlemen goes
two or three times a veek, and vhere they do say, so many goes in as
never comes out whole.”
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