The Wide World Magazine, Vol. 22, No. 127, October to March, 1909Various
History
The Wide World Magazine, Vol. 22, No. 127, October to March, 1909
Various
Adventure stories -- Periodicals; English periodicals; History, Modern -- 20th century -- Periodicals; Voyages and travels -- Periodicals
The criminal, to judge by narratives, invariably "does himself proud"
over that last breakfast, ordering steak and oysters, kidneys on toast,
and all kinds of things that can't possibly have time to do him any
good.
We each ordered our own favourite dish, and sat down on odd pieces of
furniture or boxes to eat it, and gazing at the wide scene of peace
around, with the beauty of the typical African morning (it being a very
rare thing in Africa to wake to a wet morning), we remarked in turn
what a "lovely world it was," and other dying speeches of that sort,
and then rose to repair to the house, where the tins had been placed
overnight in the rooms, the prussic acid and the vitriol all ready in
rows of bottles on a tray, and nothing to do now but the fateful mixing.
"Now," said the Electrical Engineer (who, having passed in electricity,
is supposed to know something about everything else under the sun),
"everyone will please take jugs and go and pour your water each into
your own cans in the room allotted to you. Then come back here for the
vitriol, each carrying your mask."
By the chemist's advice we had made ourselves thick masks of felt,
covering the nose and mouth, with slits for the eyes.
These, as soon as the water had been poured into the cans--Jaikeran
standing looking on at these preparations with a countenance of
terror--we each tied over our faces with tapes. Then we all started to
feel our way back into the dining-room, where our vitriol was to be
doled out to us.
"My eye isn't big enough," groaned Veronica. "I can't see where I am
going. Someone please cut the slits larger for me." And Veronica sat
down, and then each of us in turn, while the others stood and applied
scissors to the slits, at the imminent risk of cutting out our eyes.
No one could breathe, and the panting in the room was awful.
"Come here," said the Electrical Engineer to Jaikeran, "and have your
mask on, you Jaikeran."
Jaikeran, trembling like a leaf, fell on his two knees to the
Electrical Engineer and held up his hands in prayer.
"Sahib have mercy on Jaikeran!" he quavered. "Sahib no kill poor
Jaikeran this time! Sahib spare my life, and sahib have tit-for-tat."
When the Electrical Engineer said, "Don't be a fool!" and tried to fix
his mask on for him, he made for the open door, and the exasperated
Electrical Engineer started to chase him round and round the cottage.
We would have let him go back to his home--a patch of mealies, two
cows, a hut, and a skinny brother--shining clearly about three miles
away on the broad table of green, but we had to have Jaikeran to help;
so the Electrical Engineer caught him, assured him that (if we could
manage it) no one would die that day, and, leading him back by the
scruff of his neck, it seemed as if now, at last, all was once more
ready.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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