"How can we run," howled Mr. H----, holding his at arm's length and jerking himself towards the room he had to do, "with this thrice-infernal stuff under our noses?" "If you don't you'll have no nose left," shouted the Electrical Engineer, making for his own room. We all got rid of our vitriol without mishap to ourselves, flinging the cans when finished to the floor, where they instantly burnt large holes in the carpets, which had been left standing to get fumigated too. "Bang goes six pound seven and eight three-farthings!" the MacPhairson was heard to mutter, as a frizzling noise heralded the cremation of his Axminster--bought second-hand for Simplicity Hall. "It's no' me as will beleeve anny more in the Simple Life!" We next collected to receive our bags of cyanide. We all stood round while the Electrical Engineer uncorked the big sealed bottles and started removing the prussic acid, which was in powder and lumps, each lump being large enough to polish off a town full of people. We drew our masks very close over our mouths during this part of the proceedings. The back doors, and, indeed, all the doors, had to be left wide open through which to effect our escape the instant the chemicals mixed, and we all knew that if one speck of the poison floated down anyone's throat, that person was done for. A joyous breeze blew through the cottage, and the prussic-acid powder flew about and no one dared breathe, much less speak. The Electrical Engineer poured the lumps and powder into our paper bags, Jaikeran standing by, his mask on, a blanket round his head, and his knees simply knocking together. "Now," said the Electrical Engineer, "the moment has arrived! Keep your heads! Each take your bag, please" (out went all our hands), "and walk quietly into your allotted rooms. Carry the bag by its string, held well away from you. Walk up to the tins, where the water and the vitriol will be already mingled. Slight fumes will be already rising, so _don't_ go too near. Drop your bags into the vitriol and water, and instantly, without one second's delay, rush from the house, shutting and locking doors behind you. Jaikeran! Clear out, unless you want to die!" Before we each reached our allotted room, Jaikeran was making for the horizon and his skinny brother, and we haven't seen him since.... There was a deathly silence as we each entered the different rooms. It is impossible to say what we looked like--for a moving lump of dripping blanket was all that could be seen of anyone. "What the dickens!" shouted Mr. H----, colliding with Six-and-eightpence in his room. "Who and what are you? Get out of my way!" "My dear fellow, whoever you are," said the muffled voice of Six-and-eightpence, "this is _my_ room. I can't see a thing. Where the dickens are the tins of vitriol?" "Is that you, Six-and-eightpence?" said Mr. H----.