Marjorie’s duties did not end at dinner-time; for war knows nothing of
the eight-hour day, or early closing, or Sabbath observance. Lord
Eskerley frequently went out about nine in the evening—sometimes to
Downing Street, occasionally to Buckingham Palace, not infrequently to
an unpretentious house in Dulwich, where he found it convenient to
interview persons whom it would have been undesirable to receive
officially at the Ministry or Curzon Street. The house stood in the
same road as Uncle Fred’s. The fact gave Marjorie, gliding past in the
wintry darkness, a pleasant sensation of escape from futility.
One bleak and muddy day in February she drove Lord Eskerley down to
Bramshott Camp, to assist at a review of two new divisions. Somewhere
outside Godalming the gears began to burr and slip. Finally, Marjorie
pulled in at the side of the road and descended.
The window of the car was let down and Lord Eskerley’s head appeared.
"How long will it take?" he inquired, avoiding superfluous questions, as
usual.
"About ten minutes. The lever has worked loose; I can’t get my gears in
properly," replied Marjorie.
"Do you want any help? I have with me"—his lordship leaned back and
exhibited his fellow-passengers—"General Brough-Brough; his A.D.C.,
Captain Sparkes; and Mr. Meadows. The General and Captain Sparkes, as
you will observe, are all dressed up in review order, and I cannot have
them tarnished or made muddy, or I should be bringing contempt and
ridicule on the King’s uniform; also rendering aid and comfort to the
enemy, which is not allowed in war time. So that disposes of them. I
shall not insult a lady of your capabilities by offering my assistance.
That leaves Meadows. Do you want him?"
"No, thank you," said Marjorie, swiftly removing the floor boards above
the gear box. The window was drawn up again, and Mr. Meadows, Lord
Eskerley’s private secretary, a young man debarred from warlike
exercises by acute astigmatism and valvular murmurs, looked very much
relieved.
Ten minutes later, Marjorie, somewhat flushed and not a little oily,
resumed her place at the wheel, and deposited her passengers at the
stroke of the appointed hour at Divisional Headquarters at Bramshott.
Her employer, stepping out of the car, surveyed her grimy features
quizzically.
"Habakkuk!" he chuckled.
Six hours later, at the end of the return journey, he inquired:
"Do you read your Voltaire at all? Probably not: I’ll send you his
’Life.’"
The volume reached her next morning. Therein Marjorie discovered a
marked passage, in which it was recorded that Voltaire found Habakkuk
"_capable de tout_." Thereafter, Lord Eskerley habitually addressed her
as Habakkuk.
*III*
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