American literature -- Humor; American wit and humor
He took the wings--that foolish boy--without the least dismay;
His father stuck 'em on with wax, and so he soared away;
Up, up he rises, like a bird, and not a moment stops
Until he's fairly out of sight beyond the mountain-tops!
X
And still he flies--away--away; it seems the merest fun;
No marvel he is getting bold, and aiming at the sun;
No marvel he forgets his sire; it isn't very odd
That one so far above the earth should think himself a god!
XI
Already, in his silly pride, he's gone too far aloft;
The heat begins to scorch his wings; the wax is waxing soft;
Down--down he goes!--Alas!--next day poor Icarus was found
Afloat upon the AEgean Sea, extremely damp and drowned!
L'ENVOI
The moral of this mournful tale is plain enough to all:--
Don't get above your proper sphere, or you may chance to fall;
Remember, too, that borrowed plumes are most uncertain things;
And never try to scale the sky with other people's wings!
VIVE LA BAGATELLE
("_Swift's Cheerful Creed_")
BY CLINTON SCOLLARD
A bumper to the jolly Dean
Who, in "Augustan" times,
Made merriment for fat and lean
In jocund prose and rhymes!
Ah, but he drove a pranksome quill!
With quips he wove a spell;
His creed--he cried it with a will--
Was "_Vive la bagatelle!_"
Oh, there were reckless jesters then!
And when a man was hit,
He quick returned the stroke again
With trenchant blade of wit.
'Twas parry, thrust, and counter-thrust
That round the board befell;
They quaffed the wine and crunched the crust
With "_Vive la bagatelle!_"
How rang the genial laugh of Gay
At Pope's defiant ire!
How Parnell's sallies brought in play
The rapier wit of Prior!
And how o'er all the banter's shift--
The laughter's fall and swell--
Upleaped the great guffaw of Swift,
With "_Vive la bagatelle!_"
O moralist, frown not so dark,
Purse not thy lip severe;
'T will warm the heart if ye but hark
The mirth of "yester year."
To-day we wear too grave a face;
We slave,--we buy and sell;
Forget a while mad Mammon's race
In "_Vive la bagatelle!_"
A STACCATO TO O LE LUPE
BY BLISS CARMAN
O Le Lupe, Gelett Burgess, this is very sad to find:
In _The Bookman_ for September, in a manner most unkind,
There appears a half-page picture, makes me think I've lost my mind.
They have reproduced a window,--Doxey's window,--(I dare say
In your rambles you have seen it, passed it twenty times a day,)
As "A Novel Exhibition of Examples of Decay."
There is Nordau we all sneer at, and Verlaine we all adore,
And a little book of verses with its betters by the score,
With three faces on the cover I believe I've seen before.
Well, here's matter for reflection, makes me wonder where I am.
Here is Ibsen the gray lion, linked to Beardsley the black lamb.
I was never out of Boston: all that I can say is, "Damn!"
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