The works of John Dryden, now first collected in eighteen volumes. Volume 06Dryden, John
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The works of John Dryden, now first collected in eighteen volumes. Volume 06
Dryden, John
English literature
_Limb._ Bully Brainsick, Pug has sent me to you on an embassy, to
bring you down to cards again; she is in her mulligrubs already; she
will never forgive you the last _vol_ you won. It is but losing a
little to her, out of complaisance, as they say, to a fair lady; and
whatever she wins, I will make up to you again in private.
_Brain._ I would not be that slave you are, to enjoy the treasures of
the east. The possession of Peru, and of Potosi, should not buy me to
the bargain.
_Limb._ Will you leave your perboles, and come then?
_Brain._ No; for I have won a wager, to be spent luxuriously at
Long's; with Pleasance of the party, and Termagant Tricksy; and I will
pass, in person, to the preparation: Come, matrimony.
[_Exeunt_ BRAINSICK, _Mrs_ BRAIN.
_Enter_ SAINTLY, _and_ PLEASANCE.
_Pleas._ To him: I'll second you: now for mischief!
_Saint._ Arise, Mr Limberham, arise; for conspiracies are hatched
against you, and a new Faux is preparing to blow up your happiness.
_Limb._ What is the matter, landlady? Pr'ythee, speak good honest
English, and leave thy canting.
_Saint._ Verily, thy beloved is led astray, by the young man Woodall,
that vessel of uncleanness: I beheld them communing together; she
feigned herself sick, and retired to her tent in the garden-house; and
I watched her out-going, and behold he followed her.
_Pleas._ Do you stand unmoved, and hear all this?
_Limb._ Before George, I am thunder-struck!
_Saint._ Take to thee thy resolution, and avenge thyself.
_Limb._ But give me leave to consider first: A man must do nothing
rashly.
_Pleas._ I could tear out the villain's eyes, for dishonouring you,
while you stand considering, as you call it. Are you a man, and suffer
this?
_Limb._ Yes, I am a man; but a man's but a man, you know: I am
recollecting myself, how these things can be.
_Saint._ How they can be! I have heard them; I have seen them.
_Limb._ Heard them, and seen them! It may be so; but yet I cannot
enter into this same business: I am amazed, I must confess; but the
best is, I do not believe one word of it.
_Saint._ Make haste, and thine own eyes shall testify against her.
_Limb._ Nay, if my own eyes testify, it may be so:--but it is
impossible, however; for I am making a settlement upon her, this very
day.
_Pleas._ Look, and satisfy yourself, ere you make that settlement on
so false a creature.
_Limb._ But yet, if I should look, and not find her false, then I must
cast in another hundred, to make her satisfaction.
_Pleas._ Was there ever such a meek, hen-hearted creature!
_Saint._ Verily, thou has not the spirit of a cock-chicken.
_Limb._ Before George, but I have the spirit of a lion, and I will
tear her limb from limb--if I could believe it.
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