_Herod._ By thy aid an Italian; dear Faunus, thou art
now wriggled into the prince's bosom, and thy sweet hand
should minister that nectar to him should make him immortal.
Nymphadoro, in direct phrase, thou shouldst
murder the prince, so revenge thine own wrongs, and be
rewarded for that revenge.
_Herc._ Afore the light of my eyes, I think I shall admire,
wonder at you. What! ha' ye plots, projects, correspondences,
and stratagems? Why are not you in better
place? 117
_Enter_ Sir AMOROSO.
Who's this?
_Herod._ My eldest brother, Sir Amoroso Debile-Dosso.
_Herc._ O, I know him! God bless thine eyes, sweet
Sir Amoroso! A rouse--a _vin de monte_[167] to the health
of thy chine,[168] my dear sweet signior!
_Sir Amor._ Pardon me, sir; I drink no wine this spring.
_Herod._ O no, sir; he takes the diet this spring always.
Boy, my brother's bottle.
_Sir Amor._ 'Faith, Fawn, an odd unwholesome cold
makes me still hoarse and rheumatic. 127
_Herod._ Yes, in troth, a paltry murr.[169] Last morning, he
blew nine bones out of his nose with an odd unwholesome
murr. How does my sister, your lady? What,
does she breed?
_Herc._ I perceive, knight, you have children. O! 'tis
a blessed assurance of Heaven's favour, and long-lasting
name, to have many children.
_Sir Amor._ But I ha' none, Fawn, now. 135
_Herc._ O that's most excellent--a right special happiness.
He shall not be a drudge to his cradle, a slave to
his child; he shall be sure not to cherish another's blood,
nor toil to advance, peradventure, some rascal's lust.
Without children, a man is unclogg'd, his wife almost a
maid. Messallina, thou criedst out, O blessed barrenness!
Why, once with child, the very Venus of a lady's
entertainment hath lost all pleasure.
_Sir Amor._ By this ring, Faunus, I do hug thee with
most passionate affection, and shall make my wife thank
thee. 146
_Herod._ Nay, my brother grudgeth not at my probable
inheritance. He means once to give a younger brother
hope to see fortune.
_Nym._ And yet I hear, Sir Amoroso, you cherish your
loins with high art, the only engrosser of eringoes; prepared
cantharides, cullisses[170] made of dissolved pearl and
bruised amber; the pith of parkets,[171] and candied lamb-stones
are his perpetual meats; beds made of the down
under pigeons' wings and goose-necks, fomentations,
baths, electuaries, frictions, and all the nurses of most
forcible excited concupiscence, he useth with most nice
and tender industry. 158
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