The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
which hurried me to the grave. My husband, who was too much of my temper
to love me, was very little concerned: In short, that filthy disease
stifled me, a certain presage of the continual thirst I now suffer. But
I once more beseech you, most holy father, to re-inforce your squadrons,
to join them with the Most Christian King’s, and, with your holy
benediction, give them strict orders to grant no quarters to the
disciples of St. _Paul_. You will infinitely oblige by it both me and
_Lucifer_, who is now as zealous a _Romanist_ as your _eldest son_, and
who, like him, would not willingly suffer any but good Papists, the
friends and pensioners of _Versailles_, those sworn enemies of liberty
and property, in his dominions. I am so ill-natur’d, that my husband
_Philip_ is as cautious of embracing me, as he was in the other world;
but that’s no misfortune either to Earth or Hell, for we could produce
nothing but a monster between us, which would be the terror of mankind,
and horror of devils.
_The_ POPE_’s Answer to Queen_ MARY I.
You are too violent, dear madam, and men of my age and grandeur require
more moderation. I am acquainted with your history, and know your zeal;
by the same token, you need not waste your lungs to acquaint me with
either the one or the other. To be free with you, I am not of the humour
to espouse madly other peoples passions, tho’ I should leave the triple
crown destitute of all pomp and greatness. But I will make the hereticks
blot out of their writings, if possible, the names of _Antichrist_,
_devouring Dragon_, _Wolf disguis’d in sheeps-skin_, and several others
as abusive. Do you not believe people are weary of paying a blind
obedience to the see of _Rome_? Imperious _France_ has made us sensible
of it; and it is not the fault of the _eldest son of the Church_, if he
does not dethrone his mother. Ecclesiastical censures are now out of
fashion, and no more minded than pasquinades. We were scorn’d and
ridicul’d in your father’s time; and tho’ you were as handsome as my
_quondam_ mistress, _Donna Maria di S. Germano_, you would not oblige me
to put up fresh affronts for your sake. Your husband is to blame to
treat you with such indifference, and I think it very ill for an
infected worm-eaten carcase to despise so devout a queen. But I cannot
imagine why the popes, who live all under the same zone with you, suffer
such coldness. Suppose your husband should, like a heretick, despise
their exhortations, one of their decrees has power enough to divorce
you; which in time, I hope, may advance your grandeur; for we hear
_Pluto_ is in love with you for your zeal, and _Proserpine_ is given
over by the physicians. Therefore take my advice, and drink as little
water as you can; for being dropsical, the water of _Styx_ must needs be
prejudicial to you, and the church would lose an admirable good friend.
I offer you no indulgences, they are pure mountebank drugs, and were you
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