The Works of Sir Thomas Browne, Volume 3Browne, Thomas, Sir
Religion
The Works of Sir Thomas Browne, Volume 3
Browne, Thomas, Sir
Christianity; Ethics; Religion and medicine
And thus it is also in matters of certain and experimented truth: for if
unto one that never heard thereof, a man should undertake to perswade
the affections of the Load-stone, or that Jet and Amber attracteth
straws and light bodies, there would be little Rhetorick in the
authority of _Aristotle_, _Pliny_, or any other. Thus although it be
true that the string of a Lute or Viol will stir upon the stroak of an
Unison or Diapazon in another of the same kind; that Alcanna being
green, will suddenly infect the nails and other parts with a durable
red; that a Candle out of a Musket will pierce through an Inch-board, or
an urinal force a nail through a Plank; yet can few or none believe thus
much without a visible experiment. Which notwithstanding fals out more
happily for knowledge; for these relations leaving unsatisfaction in the
Hearers, do stir up ingenuous dubiosities unto experiment, and by an
exploration of all, prevent delusion in any.
CHAPTER XIX
Of some Relations whose truth we fear.
Lastly, As there are many Relations whereto we cannot assent, and make
some doubt thereof, so there are divers others whose verities we fear,
and heartily wish there were no truth therein.
1. It is an unsufferable affront unto filiall piety, and a deep
discouragement unto the expectation of all aged Parents, who shall but
read the story of that barbarous Queen, who after she had beheld her
royall Parents ruin, lay yet in the arms of his assassine, and carowsed
with him in the skull of her father. For my part, I should have doubted
the operation of antimony, where such a potion would not work; 'twas an
act me thinks beyond Anthropophagy, and a cup fit to be served up only
at the table of _Atreus_.
2. While we laugh at the story of _Pygmaleon_, and receive as a fable
that he fell in love with a statue; we cannot but fear it may be true,
what is delivered by _Herodotus_ concerning _Egyptian_ Pollinctors, or
such as annointed the dead; that some thereof were found in the act of
carnality with them. From wits that say 'tis more then incontinency for
_Hylas_ to sport with _Hecuba_, and youth to flame in the frozen
embraces of age, we require a name for this: wherein _Petronius_ or
_Martial_ cannot relieve us. [SN: _Who tied dead and living bodies
together._] The tyrannie of _Mezentius_ did never equall the vitiosity
of this _Incubus_, that could embrace corruption, and make a Mistress of
the grave; that could not resist the dead provocations of beauty, whose
quick invitements scarce excuse submission. Surely, if such depravities
there be yet alive, deformity need not despair; nor will the eldest
hopes be ever superannuated, since death hath spurs, and carcasses have
been courted.
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