The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 01 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original IllustrationsHood, Thomas
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The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 01 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original Illustrations
Hood, Thomas
English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
Billy--where are you, Billy?--I’m as hoarse as a crow, with
screaming for ye, you young sorrow!
And sha’n’t have half a voice, no more I sha’n’t, for crying fresh
herrings to-morrow.
Oh Billy, you’re bursting my heart in two, and my life won’t be of
no more vally,
If I’m to see other folks’ darlins, and none of mine, playing like
angels in our alley.
And what shall I do but cry out my eyes, when I looks at the old
three-legged chair
As Billy used to make coach and horses of, and there a’n’t no Billy
there!
I would run all the wide world over to find him, if I only know’d
where to run,
Little Murphy, now I remember, was once lost for a month through
stealing a penny bun,--
The Lord forbid of any child of mine! I think it would kill me
raily,
To find my Bill holdin’ up his little innocent hand at the Old
Bailey.
For though I say it as oughtn’t, yet I will say, you may search for
miles and mileses
And not find one better brought up, and more pretty behaved, from
one end to t’other of St. Giles’s.
And if I called him a beauty, it’s no lie, but only as a Mother
ought to speak;
You never set eyes on a more handsomer face, only it hasn’t been
washed for a week;
As for hair, tho’ its red, its the most nicest hair when I’ve time
to just show it the comb;
I’ll owe ’em five pounds, and a blessing besides, as will only bring
him safe and sound home.
He’s blue eyes, and not to be call’d a squint, though a little cast
he’s certainly got;
And his nose is still a good un, tho’ the bridge is broke, by his
falling on a pewter pint pot;
He’s got the most elegant wide mouth in the world, and very large
teeth for his age;
And quite as fit as Mrs. Murdockson’s child to play Cupid on the
Drury Lane Stage.
And then he has got such dear winning ways--but oh I never never
shall see him no more!
O dear! to think of losing him just after nursing him back from
death’s door!
Only the very last month when the windfalls, hang ’em, was at twenty
a penny!
And the threepence he’d got by grottoing was spent in plums, and
sixty for a child is too many.
And the Cholera man came and whitewash’d us all and, drat him, made
a seize of our hog.
It’s no use to send the Crier to cry him about, he’s such a
blunderin’ drunken old dog;
The last time he was fetched to find a lost child, he was guzzling
with his bell at the Crown,
And went and cried a boy instead of a girl, for a distracted Mother
and Father about Town.
Billy--where are you, Billy, I say? come Billy, come home, to your
best of Mothers!
I’m scared when I think of them Cabroleys, they drive so, they’d run
over their own Sisters and Brothers.
Or may be he’s stole by some chimbly sweeping wretch, to stick fast
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