Young Bute told me that a friend of his, a well-to-do young fellow, who
lived in Piccadilly, had had the whim to make his flat the reproduction
of a Roman villa. There were of course no fires, the rooms were warmed
by hot air from the kitchen. They had a cheerless aspect on a November
afternoon, and nobody knew exactly where to sit. Light was obtained in
the evening from Grecian lamps, which made it easy to understand why the
ancient Athenians, as a rule, went to bed early. You dined sprawling on
a couch. This was no doubt practicable when you took your plate into
your hand and fed yourself with your fingers; but with a knife and fork
the meal had all the advantages of a hot picnic. You did not feel
luxurious or even wicked: you only felt nervous about your clothes. The
thing lacked completeness. He could not expect his friends to come to
him in Roman togas, and even his own man declined firmly to wear the
costume of a Roman slave. The compromise was unsatisfactory, even from
the purely pictorial point of view. You cannot be a Roman patrician of
the time of Antoninus when you happen to live in Piccadilly at the
opening of the twentieth century. All you can do is to make your friends
uncomfortable and spoil their dinner for them. Young Bute said that, so
far as he was concerned, he would always rather have spent the evening
with his little nephews and nieces, playing at horses; it seemed to him a
more sensible game.
Young Bute said that, speaking as an architect, he of course admired the
ancient masterpieces of his art. He admired the Erechtheum at Athens;
but Spurgeon’s Tabernacle in the Old Kent Road built upon the same model
would have irritated him. For a Grecian temple you wanted Grecian skies
and Grecian girls. He said that, even as it was, Westminster Abbey in
the season was an eyesore to him. The Dean and Choir in their white
surplices passed muster, but the congregation in its black frock-coats
and Paris hats gave him the same sense of incongruity as would a banquet
of barefooted friars in the dining-hall of the Cannon Street Hotel.
It struck me there was sense in what he said. I decided not to mention
my idea of carving 1553 above the front-door.
He said he could not understand this passion of the modern house-builder
for playing at being a Crusader or a Canterbury Pilgrim. A retired
Berlin boot-maker of his acquaintance had built himself a miniature Roman
Castle near Heidelberg. They played billiards in the dungeon, and let
off fireworks on the Kaiser’s birthday from the roof of the watch-tower.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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