They Call Me Carpenter: A Tale of the Second ComingSinclair, Upton
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They Call Me Carpenter: A Tale of the Second Coming
Sinclair, Upton
Hollywood (Los Angeles, Calif.) -- Fiction; Jesus Christ -- Fiction
He turned and left the platform, and Old Joe and I hurried around to
join him. We found him with Korwsky the little Russian tailor whose
son he had healed. Korwsky claimed him to spend the night at his
home; the friend with the delivery wagon was on hand, and they were
ready to start. I asked Carpenter to what church he was going in the
morning, and he startled me by the reply, “St. Bartholomew's.” I
promised that I would surely be on hand, and then Old Joe and I set
out to walk home.
“Well?” said I. “What do you think of him?”
The ex-centre-rush walked for a bit before he answered. “You know,
Billy boy,” said he, “we do lead rotten useless lives.”
“Good Lord!” I thought; it was the first sign of a soul I had ever
noted in Old Joe! “Why,” I argued, “you sell paper, and that's
useful, isn't it?”
“I don't know whether it is or not. Look at what's printed on
it--mostly advertisements and bunk.” And again we walked for a bit.
“By the way,” said the ex-centre-rush, “before he got through, I saw
that aura, or whatever you call it. I guess I'm getting nutty, too!”
XXXVI
The first thing I did on Sunday morning was to pick up the “Western
City Times,” to see what it had done to Carpenter. I found that he
had achieved the front page, triple column, with streamer head all
the way across the page:
PROPHET IN TOWN, HEALS SICK, RAVES AT RICH AMERICA IS MOBLAND,
ALLEGED IN RED RIOT OF TALK
There followed a half page story about Carpenter's strenuous day in
Western City, beginning with a “Bolshevik stump speech” to a mob of
striking tailors. It appears that the prophet had gone to the Hebrew
quarter of the city, and finding a woman railing at a butcher
because of “alleged extortion,” had begun a speech, inciting a mob,
so that the police reserves had to be called out, and a riot was
narrowly averted. From there the prophet had gone to the Labor
Temple, announcing himself to the reporters as “fresh from God,”
with a message to “Mobland,” his name for what he prophesied America
would be under his rule. He had then healed a sick boy, the
performance being carefully staged in front of moving picture
cameras. The account of the “Times” did not directly charge that the
performance was a “movie stunt,” but it described it in a mocking
way which made it obviously that. The paper mentioned T-S in such a
way as to indicate him as the originator of the scheme, and it had
fun with Mary Magna, pawning her paste jewels. It published the
flash-light picture, and also a picture of Carpenter walking down
the street, trailed by his mob.
In another column was the climax, the “red riot of talk” at Grant
Hall. James, the striking carpenter, had indulged in virulent and
semi-insane abuse of the rich; after which the new prophet had
stirred the mob to worse frenzies. The “Times” quoted sample
sentences, such as: “Do not think that I am come to bring you ease
and comfort; I am come to bring strife and disorder to this world.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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