“‘Well, sir,’ he replied, ‘I have been a cow boy.’
“‘The deuce you have,’ said I, ‘Shake, old man, you are a fellow after
my own heart, and since you have been so kind to tell me your business,
I will let you know who I am. I, sir, am Doc Middleton.’
“The fellow almost fell from his seat in surprise. Doc Middleton was the
notorious outlaw whose depredations had become so terrorizing to the
settlers of Nebraska that the State had offered a reward of $5,000 for
his capture, dead or alive. I enjoyed the joke I was playing all the
more when I saw the effect of my speech.
“‘Just now,’ I continued, ‘I am trying to get away from a sheriff’s
posse; that is why I am making the cut across the country. They may
overtake us, and if they do, there will be some heavy shooting.’
“‘With this I drew a big Colt revolver from my overcoat pocket and I
said I had two more like it in my valise. I also told him if they
overtook us he must get down by the dashboard and drive for dear life,
that he might get shot in the back, but that would be cow boy’s luck.
By this time he was nervous and began looking backwards as he whipped
the ponies up at a lively gait. I did not pretend to notice it and so
kept up my lying.
“‘The first man I ever killed,’ I told him, ‘was a one-eyed man in Utah,
who called me a liar, and I threw his body over a cliff, and my
conscience hurt me for full half an hour afterwards. After that I soon
got so I loved to blow a man’s head off just to see his brains fly.’
“It had grown quite dark, and having nothing better to do, I told him
all the bloody stories I could think of and claimed them as my own
experience until I became tired of the foolishness and lapsed into
silence. We had made about half our journey and were passing a farm
house set in a dense grove of trees. There were lights in the house and
the young man broke the silence by asking, ‘Please, dear Mister Doc
Middleton, may I go in and get a drink of water? I think I have got a
fever in my throat.’
“‘Certainly, my boy, certainly,’ I replied taking the lines. He slid off
the rig and ran to the house, while I sat there like a fool holding the
horses. About twenty minutes passed and he did not return. Then I
noticed the lights in the house had been extinguished. I called loudly
for the young man to return, and when it flashed over my mind that to
him I was the outlaw Doc Middleton, and he might warn the farmer of my
presence, who might even then be waiting to get a shot at me, I yelled
again for him in fear, louder than before, but there was no response.
The more I thought of my predicament, the more nervous I became, until
the cold sweat stood out like beads on my face.
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