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thoughts are incredibly confused, his only purpose is to entertain and
he has created only three characters. One, Cleopatra, is an excellent
copy from the life, like a character out of a good realistic novel, say
one of Tolstoy’s. The other two—Macbeth and Falstaff—are fabulous
imaginary figures, consistent with themselves but not real in the sense
that Cleopatra is real. My poor friend Calamy would call them more real,
would say that they belong to the realm of Absolute Art. And so forth. I
cannot go into poor Calamy’s opinions, at any rate in this context;
later on, perhaps. For me, in any case, Macbeth and Falstaff are
perfectly genuine and complete mythological characters, like Jupiter or
Gargantua, Medea or Mr. Winkle. They are the only two well-invented
mythological monsters in the whole of Shakespeare’s collection; just as
Cleopatra is the only well-copied reality. His boundless capacity for
abracadabra has deceived innumerable people into imagining that all the
other characters are as good.
But the Bard, heaven help me, is not my theme. Let me return to my
recitation on the face of the waters. As I have said, my conviction
“that we are native where we walk” was decidedly strengthened by the
sound of my own voice pronouncing the elegant formula in which the
notion was embalmed. Repeating the words, I thought of Gog’s Court, of
my little room with the reflector at the window, of the light that burns
in winter even at noon, of the smell of printer’s ink and the noise of
the presses. I was back there, out of this irrelevant poem of a sunshiny
landscape, back in the palpitating heart of things. On the table before
me lay a sheaf of long galleys; it was Wednesday; I should have been
correcting proofs, but I was idle that afternoon! On the blank six
inches at the bottom of a galley I had been writing those lines: “For if
of old the sons of squires....” Pensively, a halma player contemplating
his next move, I hung over them. What were the possible improvements?
There was a knock at the door. I drew a sheet of blotting paper across
the bottom of the galley—“Come in”—and went on with my interrupted
reading of the print. “... Since Himalayans were made to breed true to
colour, no event has aroused greater enthusiasm in the fancier’s world
than the fixation of the new Flemish-Angora type. Mr. Spargle’s
achievement is indeed a nepoch-making one....” I restored the n of
nepoch to its widowed a, and looked up. Mr. Bosk, the sub-editor, was
standing over me.
“Proof of the leader, sir,” he said, bowing with that exquisitely
contemptuous politeness which characterised all his dealings with me,
and handed me another galley.
“Thank you, Mr. Bosk,” I said.
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