ANNE. I don’t know whether I ought to ask you.
NICHOLAS. Of course you ought!
ANNE. But you see, we _are_ friends—almost like brother and
sister——
NICHOLAS (_disappointed_). Well, I shouldn’t put it quite like
that——
ANNE. And I thought I might ask you——
NICHOLAS. Of course, Anne! You know I would do anything for you.
ANNE. Yes.... Well—well—— (_In a rush_) Well, then, will you lend
me one pound two and sixpence till next Monday?
NICHOLAS. Lend you——!
ANNE. To-day’s Friday, I’ll send you the money off on Sunday. I
promise. Of course I know one oughtn’t to borrow from men, but you’re
different. Almost like a brother. I knew you would understand.
NICHOLAS. But—but—I _don’t_ understand.
ANNE (_ashamed_). You see, I—I only have three and fourpence
ha’penny. And it costs one pound five and twopence to get home.
(_Indignantly_) Oh, it’s a shame the way men always pay for us, and
then when we really want money we haven’t got any.... But I will pay
you back on Sunday. I have some money at home; I meant to have brought
it.
NICHOLAS. But—but why do you suddenly——
ANNE. Suddenly? I’ve been wanting it ever since that first morning. I
went upstairs to get my hat, meaning to walk straight out of the
house—and then I looked in my purse and found—(_pathetically_) three
and fourpence ha’penny. What was I to do?
NICHOLAS. Any one would have lent you anything.
ANNE (_coldly_). Leonard, for instance?
NICHOLAS (_thoughtfully_). Well ... no.... No. You couldn’t very well
have touched Leonard. But Latimer——
ANNE. Mr. Latimer! The man who had brought us here, locked us up here,
and started playing Providence to us—I was to go on my knees to _him_
and say, “Please, dear Mr. Latimer, could you lend me one pound two
and sixpence, so that I may run away from your horrid house?” Really!
NICHOLAS. Well, you seem to have been pretty friendly with him these
three days.
ANNE. Naturally I am polite to a man when I am staying in his house.
That’s different.
NICHOLAS. As a matter of fact, Latimer has been jolly decent. Anyway,
he has saved us both from making silly asses of ourselves.
ANNE. And you think I am grateful to him for that?... Doesn’t _any_
man understand _any_ woman?
NICHOLAS (_annoyed_). Are you suggesting that _I_ don’t understand
women?
ANNE. I’m suggesting that you should lend me one pound two shillings
and sixpence.
NICHOLAS (_sulkily, feeling in his pockets_). Of course, if you’re in
such a confounded hurry to get away from here—— Do you mind all
silver?
ANNE. Not at all.
NICHOLAS. In such a confounded hurry to get away from here—— (_He
counts the money._)
ANNE. Why ever should I want to stay?
NICHOLAS. Well—well—— (_With a despairing shrug_) Oh, Lord!... Ten
shillings ... fourteen and six ... why should she want to stay! Why do
you think _I’m_ staying?
ANNE (_wickedly_). Because you’re so fond of Mr. Latimer. He’s so
jolly decent.
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