DOMINIC. I looked it up in the dictionary one Sunday afternoon, sir.
They describe it there as “an abnormal dryness of the mouth.”
LATIMER. I said I wanted to be original, Dominic.
DOMINIC. Quite so, sir.
(_They both think in silence._)
LATIMER. Perhaps I had better leave it to the inspiration of the
moment.
EUSTASIA (_off_). Dominic! Dominic!
DOMINIC. This appears to be the moment, sir.
LATIMER. Quick. (_Bustling him off_) Don’t let her ladyship come in
for a moment. I must assume a recumbent position.
DOMINIC. Yes, sir.
[_He goes out._
(_LATIMER lies down at full length on the sofa and begins to
groan; putting a hand first on his stomach, then on his head, then
on his elbow. EUSTASIA does not come. He cautiously raises his
head; the room is empty._)
LATIMER (_disappointedly_). Throwing it away! (_He hears footsteps,
and settles down again._)
(_ANNE comes in, hat on, bag in hand. She is just at the door when
a groan reaches her. She stops. Another groan comes. She puts down
her bag and comes towards the sofa with an “Oh!” of anxiety._)
LATIMER. Oh, my poor—er—head! (_He clasps it._)
ANNE (_alarmed_). What is it? (_She kneels by him._)
LATIMER. Oh, my—— (_Cheerfully_) Hallo, Anne, is it you? (_He sits
up._)
ANNE (_still anxious_). Yes, what is it?
LATIMER (_bravely_). Oh, nothing, nothing. A touch of neuralgia.
ANNE. Oh!... You frightened me.
LATIMER. Did I, Anne? I’m sorry.
ANNE. You were groaning so. I thought—I didn’t know what had
happened.... (_Sympathetically_) Is it very bad?
LATIMER. Not so bad as it sounded.
ANNE (_taking off her gloves_). I know how bad it can be. Father has
it sometimes. Then I have to send it away. (_She has her gloves off
now_) May I try?
LATIMER (_remorsefully_). Anne!
(_She leans over from the back of him and begins to stroke his
forehead with the tips of her fingers. He looks up at her._)
ANNE. Close your eyes.
LATIMER. Ah, but I don’t want to now.
(_She laughs without embarrassment._)
ANNE. It will go soon.
LATIMER. Not too soon....
ANNE (_laughing suddenly_). Aren’t faces funny when they’re upside
down?
LATIMER. You have the absurdest little upside-down face that ever I
saw, Anne.
ANNE (_happily_). Have I?
LATIMER. Why do you wear a hat on your chin? (_She laughs._) Why do
you wear a hat?
ANNE. I was going away.
LATIMER. Without saying good-bye?
ANNE (_ashamed_). I—I think so.
LATIMER. Oh, Anne!
ANNE (_hastily_). I should have written.
LATIMER. A post-card!
ANNE. A letter.
LATIMER. With many thanks for your kind hospitality, yours sincerely.
ANNE. Yours _very_ sincerely.
LATIMER. P.S.—I shall never see you again.
ANNE. P.S.—I shall never forget.
LATIMER. Ah, but you _must_ forget....
ANNE (_after a pause_). Is it better?
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