Three Plays by Granville-Barker: The Marrying of Ann Leete; The Voysey Inheritance; WasteGranville-Barker, Harley
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Three Plays by Granville-Barker: The Marrying of Ann Leete; The Voysey Inheritance; Waste
Granville-Barker, Harley
English drama
ALICE. Well, being a homeless person! But what a cart-load to descend
all at once . . yesterday and to-day. The Major and Emily . . Emily's
not at all well. Hugh and Mrs. Hugh. And me. Are you staying?
EDWARD. No. I must get a word with my father . .
ALICE. A business life is not healthy for you, Edward. You look more
like half-baked pie-crust than usual.
EDWARD. [_a little enviously._] You're very well.
ALICE. I'm always well and nearly always happy.
MAJOR BOOTH _returns. He has the right sort of cigar in his mouth and is
considerably mollified._
ALICE. You found them?
MAJOR BOOTH VOYSEY. Of course, they were there. Thank you very much,
Alice. Now I want a knife.
ALICE. I must present you with a cigar-cutter, Booth.
MAJOR BOOTH VOYSEY. I hate 'em. [_he eyes the dessert disparagingly._]
Nothing but silver ones.
EDWARD _hands him a carefully opened pocket knife_.
Thank you, Edward. And I must take one of the candles. Something's gone
wrong with the library ventilator and you never can see a thing in that
room.
ALICE. Is Mrs. Hugh there?
MAJOR BOOTH VOYSEY. Writing letters. Things are neglected, Edward,
unless one is constantly on the look out. The Pater only cares for his
garden. I must speak seriously to Honor.
_He has returned the knife, still open, and now having lit his cigar at
the candle he carries this off._
ALICE. Honor has the patience of a . . of an old maid.
EDWARD. Her mission in life isn't a pleasant one. [_He gives her a nut,
about the fifteenth._] Here; 'scuse fingers.
ALICE. Thank you. [_looking at him, with her head on one side and her
face more humorous than ever._] Edward, why have you given up proposing
to me?
_He starts, flushes; then won't be outdone in humour._
EDWARD. One can't go on proposing for ever.
ALICE. [_reasonably._] Why not? Have you seen anyone you like better?
EDWARD. No.
ALICE. Well . . I miss it.
EDWARD. What satisfaction did you find in refusing me?
ALICE. [_as she weighs the matter._] I find satisfaction in feeling that
I'm wanted.
EDWARD. Without any intention of giving yourself . . throwing yourself
away.
ALICE. [_teasing his sudden earnestness._] Ah, now you come from mere
vanity to serious questions.
EDWARD. Mine were always serious questions to you.
ALICE. That's a fault I find in you, Edward; all questions are serious
to you. I call you a perfect little pocket-guide to life . . all
questions and answers; what to eat, drink and avoid, what to believe and
what to say . . all in the same type, the same importance attached to
each.
EDWARD. [_sententiously._] Well . . everything matters.
ALICE. [_making a face._] D'you plan out every detail of your life . .
every step you take . . every mouthful?
EDWARD. That would be waste of thought. One must lay down principles.
ALICE. I prefer my plan, I always do what I know I want to do. Crack me
another nut.
EDWARD. Haven't you had enough?
ALICE. I =know= I want one more.
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