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So far as I can remember now, except for that one emotional phase by
the graveside, I passed through all these experiences rather callously.
I had already, with the facility of youth, changed my world, ceased to
think at all of the old school routine and put Bladesover aside for
digestion at a latter stage. I took up my new world in Wimblehurst with
the chemist’s shop as its hub, set to work at Latin and materia medica,
and concentrated upon the present with all my heart. Wimblehurst is an
exceptionally quiet and grey Sussex town rare among south of England
towns in being largely built of stone. I found something very agreeable
and picturesque in its clean cobbled streets, its odd turnings and
abrupt corners; and in the pleasant park that crowds up one side of the
town. The whole place is under the Eastry dominion and it was the
Eastry influence and dignity that kept its railway station a mile and
three-quarters away. Eastry House is so close that it dominates the
whole; one goes across the marketplace (with its old lock-up and
stocks), past the great pre-reformation church, a fine grey shell, like
some empty skull from which the life has fled, and there at once are
the huge wrought-iron gates, and one peeps through them to see the
façade of this place, very white and large and fine, down a long avenue
of yews. Eastry was far greater than Bladesover and an altogether
completer example of the eighteenth century system. It ruled not two
villages, but a borough, that had sent its sons and cousins to
parliament almost as a matter of right so long as its franchise
endured. Every one was in the system, every one—except my uncle. He
stood out and complained.
My uncle was the first real breach I found in the great front of
Bladesover the world had presented me, for Chatham was not so much a
breach as a confirmation. But my uncle had no respect for Bladesover
and Eastry—none whatever. He did not believe in them. He was blind even
to what they were. He propounded strange phrases about them, he
exfoliated and wagged about novel and incredible ideas.
“This place,” said my uncle, surveying it from his open doorway in the
dignified stillness of a summer afternoon, “wants Waking Up!”
I was sorting up patent medicines in the corner.
“I’d like to let a dozen young Americans loose into it,” said my uncle.
“Then we’d see.”
I made a tick against Mother Shipton’s Sleeping Syrup. We had cleared
our forward stock.
“Things must be happening _somewhere_, George,” he broke out in a
querulously rising note as he came back into the little shop. He
fiddled with the piled dummy boxes of fancy soap and scent and so forth
that adorned the end of the counter, then turned about petulantly,
stuck his hands deeply into his pockets and withdrew one to scratch his
head. “I must do _something_,” he said. “I can’t stand it.
“I must invent something. And shove it.... I could.
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