Tough yarns, vol. 1 (of 2) : $b A series of naval tales and sketches to please all hands, from the swabs on the shoulders down to the swabs in the headBarker, M. H. (Matthew Henry)
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Tough yarns, vol. 1 (of 2) : $b A series of naval tales and sketches to please all hands, from the swabs on the shoulders down to the swabs in the head
Barker, M. H. (Matthew Henry)
Sea stories, English; Seafaring life -- Fiction
starting him endways like seven bells half-struck. The Count scratched
his indecencies and run along the quarter-deck, with old Troubridge
belabouring him, and hollaing out, ‘D-- his eyes, first a brig, then
a frigate, and next a line-of-battle ship; and now he won’t fight
arter all!’ So the Count jumped into his boat, the brig was recalled,
and the French kept possession till the army retreated, and then they
capitulated.”
“Ay, that was a sweet ship,” said an aged pensioner, “that ould
Culloden. Did you know Bill Buntline, as was captain of her fore-top?”
“Why, to be sure I do,” replied the other; “we were messmates for three
years, and a worthy soul Bill was, too. He could spin a yarn that would
last the whole look-out; and then, like some of your magazines, he
continued it in the next. He was brave, too; but I fear we shall never
muster many such as he again.”
“’Cause why?” said my old chaperon, “they don’t steer the right course
to gain the point: who’d live burning under the line with only half
allowance of grog? or in regard of the matter o’ that, what heart could
go boldly into action that was swamped in tea-water? The parsons may
say what they please, but they arn’t more fond of the kettle nor other
folks, unless they takes it warm with a couple o’ lumps o’ sugar. But
most of our tars are now in foreign sarvices, and teaching their art to
our enemies.”
“Ay, it is so, ould shipmate,” rejoined the pensioner; “I reads of ’em
sometimes when they used to be with Cochrane in South America, and I
glories in the whacking the Portuguese fleet have just napped from
Napier. It makes my ould heart bound with joy when I thinks of it.”
“But, mayhap,” said the boatswain’s-mate, “there’ll be some whistling
to get ’em back again, in case of another war; but I hardly think a
British tar would battle the watch against his country.”
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