Armed Forces -- Fiction; English poetry; Prisoners -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“What’s a torpedo-gunner more or less to a full lootenant commanding
six thirty-knot destroyers for the first time? ’E seemed to cherish the
’ope that ’e might use the _Gnome_ for ’is own ’orrible purposes; but
what I told him about Mr. Jones’s sad lack o’ nerve comin’ from Pompey,
an’ going dead slow on account of the dark, short-circuited _that_
connection. ‘M’rover,’ I says to him, ‘our orders is explicit;
_Stiletto’s_ reported broke down somewhere off the Start, an’ we’ve
been tryin’ to coil down a new stiff wire hawser all the evenin’, so it
looks like towin’ ’er back, don’t it?’ I says. That more than ever jams
his turrets, an’ makes him keen to get rid of us. ’E even hinted that
Mr. Carteret-Jones passin’ hawsers an’ assistin’ the impotent in a
sea-way might come pretty expensive on the tax-payer. I agreed in a
disciplined way. I ain’t proud. Gawd knows I ain’t proud! But when I’m
really diggin’ out in the fancy line, I sometimes think that me in a
copper punt, single-’anded, ’ud beat a cutter-full of De Rougemongs in
a row round the fleet.”
At this point I reclined without shame on Mr. Pyecroft’s bosom,
supported by his quivering arm.
“Well?” said Moorshed, scowling into the darkness, as 267’s bows
snapped at the shore seas of the broader Channel, and we swayed
together.
“‘You’d better go on,’ says Commander Fassett, ‘an’ do what you’re told
to do. I don’t envy Hignett if he has to dry-nurse the _Gnome’s_
commander. But what d’you want with signals?’ ’e says. ‘It’s criminal
lunacy to trust Mr. Jones with anything that steams.’
“‘May I make an observation, Sir?’ I says. ‘Suppose,’ I says, ‘you was
torpedo-gunner on the _Gnome_, an’ Mr. Carteret-Jones was your
commandin’ officer, an’ you had your reputation _as_ a second in
command for the first time,’ I says, well knowin’ it was his first
command of a flotilla, ‘what ’ud you do, Sir?’ That gouged ’is
unprotected ends open—clear back to the citadel.”
“What did he say?” Moorshed jerked over his shoulder.
“If you were Mr. Carteret-Jones, it might be disrespect for me to
repeat it, Sir.”
“Go ahead,” I heard the boy chuckle.
“‘Do?’ ’e says. ‘I’d rub the young blighter’s nose into it till I made
a perishin’ man of him, or a perspirin’ pillow-case,’ ’e says, ‘which,’
he adds, ‘is forty per cent, more than he is at present.’
“Whilst he’s gettin’ the private signals—they’re rather particular
ones—I went forrard to see the _Dirk’s_ gunner about borrowin’ a
holdin’-down bolt for our twelve-pounder. My open ears, while I was
rovin’ over his packet, got the followin’ authentic particulars.” I
heard his voice change, and his feet shifted. “There’s been a last
council o’ war of destroyer-captains at the flagship, an’ a lot of
things ’as come out. To begin with _Cryptic_ and _Devolution_, Captain
Panke and Captain Malan—”
“_Cryptic_ and _Devolution_, first-class cruisers,” said Mr. Moorshed
dreamily. “Go on, Pyecroft.”
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