The mention of these sums almost drove the good people of Dogtown
distracted with joy; they could hardly believe their eyes or ears, but
there it was in black and white; figures could not lie. They were amazed
to think of their own stupidity and that of their ancestors in letting
forty-six millions two hundred thousand dollars lie totally idle and
unproductive; but they were determined not to allow their wealth to be
neglected any longer. A grand scheme of speculation and improvement was
started, and all rushed headlong into it. Every man in Dogtown was now
rich, or, what was the same thing, was sure of being so before long.
Immense tracts were laid out in building lots, and speculators flocked
in from all quarters; from Catsville and Weazletown and Buzzardsborough,
and Ganderfield and Crow Corner and Upper Bugbury and East Punkinton,
and Black Swamp and the Bottomless Bogs. Such a busy time as the
Dogtowners had of it! Nothing was talked of but buying land, building
houses, laying out roads, streets, squares, avenues, railroads, canals,
&c. &c. &c. People left off ploughing and hoeing, because agriculture
was too slow a method of making money; for who would think of raising
turnips to sell, at twenty cents a bushel, when he could make a hundred
times the profit by speculating in land?
First of all, it was determined that Dogtown should be a city. The want
of population was found to be a serious obstacle here; the constitution
of the state requires ten or twelve thousand inhabitants for a city; and
as Dogtown, including the suburbs of Puppyville and Skunk’s Misery,
contained a population of only six hundred and thirty-one, it was
thought there might be some difficulty in getting a charter without
anticipating the returns of the next census. However, a city it must be,
some time or other, in this all were agreed, and it might as well have
the name first as last, so they concluded to _call_ it a city. It is
astonishing what a spirit of enterprise these prospects infused into the
people of Dogtown. The school-house door was painted green: uncle Joe
Stubbins mended the top of his chimney; and it was voted in town-meeting
to purchase three wheel-barrows for the public use;—and all in
consequence of these projected improvements. Nay, so widely did their
views of business expand, that Aminidab Figgins, the grocer, determined
to give up retailing, and declared he wouldn’t split crackers nor cut
candles any longer.
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