Upon inquiring of Isaac what use had been made of the forty-six millions
two hundred thousand dollars, he informed me that most of it remained
invested in notes of hand. Money was scarce, and was expected to
continue so until the onion crop had been got in. It was easy to see
that the city had sadly declined from its meridian splendour. In fact,
Dogtown has suffered a complete downfall, for hardly anybody now speaks
of it as a city. They have as much land as ever, and so long as it
continued to be valued at their own price, they were as rich as Jews;
but, unfortunately, it fell in value the moment they expected the
purchasers to pay for it. The Dogtowners are poor enough at present, but
they are not the first, and probably will not be the last people who
have ruined themselves by building a city on speculation.
X.
THE COON-HUNT; OR, A FENCY COUNTRY.
’Tis really astonishin’ what a monstrous sight of mischief there is in a
pint of rum! If one of ’em was to be submitted to an analization, as the
doctors call it, it would be found to contain all manner of devilment
that ever entered the hed of man, from cussin’ and stealin’, up to
murder and whippin’ his own mother, and nonsense enuff to turn all the
men in the world out of their senses. If a man’s got any badness in him,
it’ll bring it out, jest as sassafras-tea does the measles, and if he’s
a good-for-nothin’ sort of a feller, without no bad traits in
pertikeler, it’ll bring out all his greenness. It affects different
people in different ways—it makes some men monstrous brave and full of
fight, and some it makes cowards; some it makes rich and happy, and some
poor and miserable; and it has a different effect on different people’s
eyes—some it makes see double, and some it makes so blind that they
can’t tell themselves from a side of bacon. One of the worst cases of
rum-foolery that I’ve heard of for a long time, tuk place in Pineville
last fall.
Bill Sweeney and Tom Culpepper is the two greatest old coveys in our
settlement for ’coon-huntin’. The fact is, they don’t do much of
anything else, and when _they_ can’t ketch nothin’ you may depend ’coons
is scarce. Well, one night they had everything reddy for a regular hunt,
but owin’ to some extra good fortin’, Tom had got a pocket-pistol, as he
called it, of reglar old Jimmakey, to keep off the rumatics. After
takin’ a good startin’ horn, they went out on their hunt, with their
lite-wood torch a-blazin’, and the dogs a-barkin’ and yelpin’ like forty
thousand. Ev’ry now and then stoppin’ to wait for the dogs, they would
drink one another’s helth, till they begun to feel very comfortable, and
chatted away ’bout one thing and another, without mindin’ much which way
they was gwine. Bimeby they cum to a fence. Well, over they got, ’thout
much difficulty.
“Who’s fence is this?” ses Bill.
“’Taint no matter,” ses Tom, “let’s take suthin’ to drink.”
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