Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond LifeFlynt, Josiah
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Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond Life
Flynt, Josiah
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A young fellow, a vagrant by profession, was the next case. He pleaded
not guilty, and allowed himself to be searched. But unfortunately he had
forgotten a solitary cent which was in his vest pocket. It was quickly
confiscated, and he was remanded for trial on the charge of contempt of
the "Kangru." The next victim pleaded guilty to the possession of
thirty-six cents, and was relieved of half. The last man, the guiltiest
of all, although he pleaded innocence, was found out, and his three
dollars were taken away from him instanter; he, too, was charged with
contempt of court. His case came up soon after the preliminaries were
over, and he was sentenced by the judge to walk the length of the
corridor one hundred and three times each day of his confinement,
besides washing all the dishes used at dinner for a week.
After all the trials were over, the confiscated money was handed to the
genuine turnkey, with instructions that it be invested in tobacco. Later
in the day the tobacco was brought into the jail and equally divided
among all the prisoners.
The next day I, with the other late arrivals, was initiated as a member
of the "Kangaroo Court." It was a very simple proceeding. I had to
promise that I would always do my share of the necessary cleaning and
washing, and also be honest and fair in judging the cases which might
come up for trial.
Since then I have had opportunities of studying other "Kangaroo Courts,"
which have all been very much like the one I have described. They are
both socialistic and autocratic, and at times they are very funny. But
wherever they are they command the respect of jail-birds, and if a
prisoner insults the court he is punished very severely. Moreover, it
avails him nothing to complain to the authorities. He has too many
against him, and the best thing he can do is to become one of them as
soon as possible.
Other clubs of this same impromptu character are simple makeshifts,
which last sometimes a week, and sometimes but a day, if a more
substantial amusement can be found to take their place. One, of which I
was a member, existed for six hours only. It was organized to pass the
time until a train came along to carry the men into a neighboring city.
They selected a king and some princes, and called the club the "Royal
Plush." Every half-hour a new king was chosen, in order to give as many
members as possible the privileges which these offices carried with
them. They were not especially valuable, but nevertheless novel enough
to be entertaining. The king, for instance, had the right to order any
one to fill his pipe or bring him a drink of water, while the princes
were permitted to call the commoners all sorts of names as long as their
official dignity lasted. So far as I know, they have never met since
that afternoon camp on the prairies of Nebraska; and if they are
comfortably seated in some favorite saloon, I can safely say that not
one of them would care to exchange places with any half-hour king.
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