Trial of John Jasper, lay precentor of Cloisterham Cathedral in the County of Kent, for the murder of Edwin Drood, engineerDickens Fellowship (London, England)
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Trial of John Jasper, lay precentor of Cloisterham Cathedral in the County of Kent, for the murder of Edwin Drood, engineer
Now, let us consider first of all. What about the motives? Here is
Bazzard. Bazzard has no motive—no motive whatever—for attempting
to secure the release of the prisoner. Miss Helena Landless has
admitted in that box on her oath that her hatred of Jasper had
nothing whatever to do with the assassination of Edwin Drood. Her
hatred of Jasper does not rest on the fact that Jasper has killed
Edwin Drood at all. It rests on the fact that Jasper has treated in
an unfortunate way her brother, and her friend, Miss Rosa Bud. So
there you have her confession that she had a very real motive for
hunting down the prisoner. Miss Helena Landless has told her story.
She says she was Datchery. What is the first thing that strikes
us about that extraordinary story? I asked her whether she made
up her face, and she said she did not. Now, had she said that she
made up her face, had she said she had painted herself wrinkles,
it might have been just possible to ask a sane man to believe that
she could go about Cloisterham, where she was well known, and not
be recognised: but how can she have the effrontery to go into that
box and ask the Jury to believe that she went about the town where
she had been living for nine months, and where she was perfectly
well known—round the Nuns’ House where she had been at school; round
Canon Crisparkle’s house where she had been a visitor; and round the
Cathedral—and that, with her face absolutely unchanged, and merely a
white wig and a blue coat! And she asks you to believe that she did
that, and that she called on the people who knew her best, and that
they did not recognise her! Really, after that, can we be expected
to believe one word of her evidence? Really, that is so strong and
so monstrous an attempt on our credulity, that I am willing to waive
all the other nonsensical parts of her story. There is her way of
avoiding suspicion. She wishes to pass as an old buffer. Her idea is
to order with a gargantuan meal an enormous quantity of wine and not
to drink it! When I pressed her, she said she poured it away. Is it
reasonable? It is not necessary to the character of an old buffer
that she should drink a pint of sherry. But her whole story! I asked
her where she learned to keep tavern scores. Gentlemen, you know
what the way of keeping tavern scores means. It is the notorious old
English custom of “scoring a man up.” As many of you may know, and
as Mr. Bazzard has sworn, in evidence, it is a custom particularly
of Norfolk. That is a perfectly natural action for Bazzard. Had
Miss Landless said a Norfolk man or a countryman had told her, we
might have believed her. But she said she learned it in Ceylon! I am
rather surprised she did not say it was an accomplishment taught at
Miss Twinkleton’s! Her theory that she could act as an old buffer
is so absurd——because when she was thirteen years old she put on
her brother’s knickerbockers. It is absurd. As if that would help a
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