Trials and Confessions of a HousekeeperArthur, T. S. (Timothy Shay)
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Trials and Confessions of a Housekeeper
Arthur, T. S. (Timothy Shay)
Home economics -- Fiction; Housekeeping -- Fiction; Housewives -- Fiction
Live coals had been raked out upon the hearth. Over these was placed
a gridiron, and on this not very comfortable bed Kitty was
endeavoring to force Mr. Lobster to lie still and be cooked. But
this he was by no means inclined to do; and no sooner did she place
him on the heated bars, than he made his way off in the quickest
possible time. Then she caught hold of him with the tongs, restored
him to his proper position on the gridiron, and with poker and tongs
strove to hold him there.
As the lobster, a second and a third time, struggled free of Kitty's
tongs and poker, I could no longer restrain myself, but burst forth
into a loud fit of laughter. By the time this subsided, his
lobstership was in the middle of the kitchen floor. Picking him up,
I threw him into a pot of boiling water, and then retreated from the
kitchen, so convulsed with laughter that I could not utter a word.
Kitty did not soon hear the last of her attempt to broil a lobster.
CHAPTER XVIII.
THE STRAWBERRY-WOMAN.
THE observance of economy in matters of family expenditure, is the
duty of every housekeeper. But, there is an economy that involves
wrong to others, which, as being unjust and really dishonest, should
be carefully avoided. In a previous chapter, I introduced the story
of a poor fish-woman, as affording a lesson for the humane. Let me
here give another, which forcibly illustrates the subject of
oppressive and unjust economy. It is the story of a
"Strawberry-Woman," and appeared in one of the magazines some years
ago.
"Strawb'_rees!_ Strawb'_rees!_ cried a poorly clad, tired-looking
woman, about eleven o clock one sultry June morning. She was passing
a handsome house in Walnut street, into the windows of which she
looked earnestly, in the hope of seeing the face of a customer. She
did not look in vain, for the shrill sound of her voice brought
forward a lady, dressed in a silk morning-wrapper, who beckoned her
to stop. The woman lifted the heavy, tray from her bead, and placing
it upon the door-step, sat wearily down.
"What's the price of your strawberries?" asked the lady, as she came
to the door.
"Ten cents a box, madam. They are right fresh."
"Ten cents!" replied the lady, in a tone of surprise, drawing
herself up, and looking grave. Then shaking her head and compressing
her lips firmly, she added:
"I can't give ten cents for strawberries. It's too much."
"You can't get such strawberries as these for less, madam," said the
woman. "I got a levy a box for them yesterday."
"Then you got too much, that's all I have to say. I never pay such
prices. I bought strawberries in the market yesterday, just as good
as yours, for eight cents a box."
"Don't know how they do to sell them at that price," returned the
woman. "Mine cost nearly eight cents, and ought to bring me at least
twelve. But I am willing to take ten, so that I can, sell out
quickly. It's a very hot day." And the woman wiped, with her apron,
the perspiration from her glowing face.
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