Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
Miss Sparling then created an argumentative diversion by asking,
‘Why did you kiss me when you converted me to True Belief?’ And
thereafter the duel which went on between them was mainly upon those
two questions--what democracy meant, and what the kiss had meant.
Mr. Trimblerigg gave to both alike a spiritual and a brotherly
interpretation. Whereupon Miss Sparling adumbrated a letter in which
he had signed his name with five crosses after it: what did the five
crosses mean? Mr. Trimblerigg said that they stood for an unfinished
communication--unfinished for lack of time; and that educated people
called them ‘asterisks.’ Miss Sparling refused to be so educated, and
thenceforward was his enemy.
In the holiday season she took lodgings in the neighbourhood, and
became a member of his congregation. Mr. Trimblerigg found that he
could no longer preach and pray freely, while Isabel Sparling sat with
her eye upon him, saying ‘Amen’ in a loud voice whenever he came to
a full stop, pretending to think then that his prayer had finished.
Thus by attacking his nerves she destroyed his spiritual efficiency.
Constantly he received letters which he did not answer.
She followed him up on weekdays also, attended his mission services in
the neighbouring villages and towns; and though he had ceased to speak
to her, was to be seen following him at a few paces distance, as though
somehow he belonged to her.
Mr. Trimblerigg walked fast, and sometimes, on turning a corner, ran to
get quit of her. One day, in front of his gate, she was seen to make
five crosses in the mud, indicative of an unfinished communication. She
left it at that.
In desperation he was driven at last to consult Davidina, who had
remained silently aware of what was going on, amused but saying nothing.
Davidina asked how many crossed letters she had had from him. Only one,
he assured her. ‘One may be enough,’ was her comment, which he did not
deny.
Davidina thought awhile, then said:
‘Have you forbidden her the house?’
‘She has never come.’
‘If you forbade it, she would.’
‘Then I won’t.’
‘You had much better. Tell her that you are in to-morrow between four
and five, and that you will not see her.’
‘And what if she comes?’
‘You have only got to be out; I’ll see to her myself. It’s a
pathological case, and the sooner you get married the better.’
For once he trusted her; and as Davidina arranged it, so the thing
happened. Miss Sparling called; Davidina opened the door, and said,
in reply to inquiry, that Mr. Trimblerigg was out. Miss Sparling, not
believing her, walked in. Davidina requested her curtly but civilly to
walk out again; and when she refused, closed the door and fell upon her.
In the struggle that ensued Miss Sparling was no match for Davidina.
Within two minutes her bosom was rifled of its guilty contents, and so
far as written documents were concerned Mr. Trimblerigg’s reputation
was safe again; that is to say Davidina had it in her keeping.
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