Trooper 3809: A Private Soldier of the Third RepublicDecle, Lionel
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Trooper 3809: A Private Soldier of the Third Republic
Decle, Lionel
France. Armée -- Military life
The recruits went, that day, through the routine we had undergone
on the day of our arrival--the only difference being that they were
marched in batches to the _Capitain-tresorier's_ office under the
command of a Sergeant--and before evening every one of them had been
drafted into a squadron, each recruit being put under the care of a
trooper of at least a year's standing, who had to teach his _bleu_
(recruit) what to do. The recruits, upon receiving their outfit, have
to hand over their civilian clothes, which are sold by auction. This
rule did not, however, apply to the _Volontaires_, but we had to remove
our civilian clothes out of barracks, and were, under no circumstances,
allowed to wear anything but uniform.
That year the recruits numbered about 125, or twenty-five to each
squadron.
That night the most elaborate practical jokes were played on the
new-comers. First of all an "artful dodger," a typical Parisian
blackguard, attired himself in a great coat and an old cocked hat;
alongside of him marched two troopers with swords, helmets, and
carbines, but devoid of all clothing. The "Artful dodger" went to the
bed of each one of the recruits. "Get up," said another trooper, "here
comes the surgeon-major." "You are a recruit, my boy?" queried the
"Artful dodger." "Yes, sir," usually replied the recruit, rather awed.
"Don't call me 'sir,'" went on the tormentor, "call me 'Monsieur le
Major.'" (The way in which military surgeons are addressed.) "Get out
of bed," he went on, "and be sharp about it." If the recruit declined
to obey, he was dragged out of his bed by other troopers and stripped;
many foul questions were then put to him, and the joke ended by his
body being blackened all over with a blacking-brush if he took the
proceedings ill. When the recruits had gone back to bed, the "dodger"
and his companions proceeded to play other jokes on them.
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