True Stories of the Great War, Volume 2 (of 6): Tales of Adventure--Heroic Deeds--Exploits Told by the Soldiers, Officers, Nurses, Diplomats, Eye Witnesses
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True Stories of the Great War, Volume 2 (of 6): Tales of Adventure--Heroic Deeds--Exploits Told by the Soldiers, Officers, Nurses, Diplomats, Eye Witnesses
World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives
Soon afterwards one of the detectives got up, went out into the
corridor, and came back with three conductors who, in Germany, of
course, are military officials. The three civilians who had shared
the compartment left us as if they had been rehearsed. One of the
detectives then suddenly burst into a perfect berserker rage, getting
quite purple in the face, and snatching up the _Fliegende Blätter_
proceeded carefully to turn over the pages again and again, holding
each page against the light. It was altogether melodramatically
ridiculous. Taking the paper from me in this way, although inoffensive,
was perhaps within his rights since it concerned me only in a personal
and not in an official way, and so I sat quite calmly in my seat and,
biding my time, made no move of any kind. I paid no attention to the
conductors, judging the detective to be the kingpin and the conductors
merely dragged in as a matter of routine. None of them could read
English and they chose to regard the interlineation (one line of about
ten words) as extraordinarily suspicious.
The detective asked me for my passports and did so without going
through the customary formality of showing his police card. I demanded
as a matter of routine that he do this and began to draw out of my
pocket the large envelope in which I keep all my documents in order to
take out my Eagle-stamped German courier's paper. Without complying
with my request he grabbed for this envelope, while at the same moment
someone jerked at the bag which was between my knees. All this was
an affair totally different from that of the _Fliegende Blätter_. I
had thoroughly thought out what I would do in an emergency if German
officials should attempt to take my pouch from me, and had decided
that I should make enough of a resistance so that there should be no
possibility of disputing the fact that physical force had been used and
an assault committed. This would "let me out," since a dispatch-bearer
cannot be expected successfully to defend himself against the whole
German army. Incidentally I might add that interference in any way
with the dispatch-bearer of a neutral country is a very heinous
international and diplomatic sin. I therefore jerked my envelope of
papers rudely out of the detective's hand and gave him a vigorous
shove, resisting an almost overwhelming temptation to hit him with all
my might on his fat, unprotected jaw. I had half risen to my feet,
meanwhile keeping a grip on the dispatch bag with my knees, and at
the same time I vigorously swung my hips and freed myself from the
man below. The detective struck the opposite wall of the compartment
and bounced off toward the doorway, where he and the conductors stood
jabbering and waving their arms and ever getting more and more purple
in the face.
VI--OUTWITTING THE PRUSSIAN SPIES
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