Some seasons I will come across Mr. Booker in the very heart of this
continent, convulsing a rural community with the sparkling manner in
which he will answer, as clown, to the conventional, “This way, Mr.
Merryman; ask the young lady what she will have now.” At other seasons
and on the remotest rim of our territorial possessions, I will be
astonished to recognize him in the magniloquent ring-master who inflicts
the lashes upon the painted clown, and who acts the part of the Greek
chorus, explaining the jokes of that amusing fellow in the choicest
Doric of our language.
I have even known him to deliver a moral and instructive lecture on the
nature and habits of the elephant, in a “grand combination” menagerie.
Indeed, it was his custom, every afternoon and evening, to discourse on
this branch of natural history when I last met my old friend and
instructor in minstrelsy. He took great interest in his elephant, and
especially in a living hippopotamus, which was the ruling attraction of
his establishment,--just as he had once, I am bound in gratitude to say,
taken great interest in me.
My place as his pupil was just then usurped by a small Irish lad, whom
he pointed out to me, in an expansive feminine wig of flaxen curls and
in puerile tights and tunic, with a most formidable gold-foil battle-axe
in one hand, and the American flag in the other; personating, as Mr.
Booker assured me, a water-nymph, on the silver-scaled but somewhat
shaky chariot of Neptune.
This imposing car of the sea-god, I need scarcely add, formed part of
the procession as it entered town, headed by the elephant, the living
hippopotamus, and a brass-band seemingly on the point of death, so red
and distended was the face of each strangling musician, and so nearly
did each appear to have “poured through the mellow horn his pensive
soul.”
The procession was still passing the balcony of the hotel on which we
were standing, when Mr. Booker confided to me very gravely that his
present pupil did not give him satisfaction. “He will never be a
performer,” said the thoughtful veteran; “I don’t know what I _can_ make
of that boy, for,” pursued Mr. Booker, with his mind evidently more upon
his pupil than upon me,--“for I don’t think he is even fit to write
books.”
My former manager at this moment became so suddenly absorbed in the
contemplation of a large spot on the very masculine tunic of his charge,
the water-nymph, that he did not notice how frank he had been with me.
It is due, however, to the magnanimity of Mr. Booker to say, that,
whatever may be his private opinion of literature and of my change of
profession, we are, and I hope always shall be, the most devoted of
friends.
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