Virginibus Puerisque, and Other PapersStevenson, Robert Louis
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Virginibus Puerisque, and Other Papers
Stevenson, Robert Louis
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around us and behind us we see our contemporaries going through. By the
time a man gets well into the seventies, his continued existence is a
mere miracle; and when he lays his old bones in bed for the night, there
is an overwhelming probability that he will never see the day. Do the
old men mind it, as a matter of fact? Why, no. They were never merrier;
they have their grog at night, and tell the raciest stories; they hear of
the death of people about their own age, or even younger, not as if it
was a grisly warning, but with a simple childlike pleasure at having
outlived some one else; and when a draught might puff them out like a
guttering candle, or a bit of a stumble shatter them like so much glass,
their old hearts keep sound and unaffrighted, and they go on, bubbling
with laughter, through years of man’s age compared to which the valley at
Balaklava was as safe and peaceful as a village cricket-green on Sunday.
It may fairly be questioned (if we look to the peril only) whether it was
a much more daring feat for Curtius to plunge into the gulf, than for any
old gentleman of ninety to doff his clothes and clamber into bed.
Indeed, it is a memorable subject for consideration, with what unconcern
and gaiety mankind pricks on along the Valley of the Shadow of Death.
The whole way is one wilderness of snares, and the end of it, for those
who fear the last pinch, is irrevocable ruin. And yet we go spinning
through it all, like a party for the Derby. Perhaps the reader remembers
one of the humorous devices of the deified Caligula: how he encouraged a
vast concourse of holiday-makers on to his bridge over Baiæ bay; and when
they were in the height of their enjoyment, turned loose the Prætorian
guards among the company, and had them tossed into the sea. This is no
bad miniature of the dealings of nature with the transitory race of man.
Only, what a chequered picnic we have of it, even while it lasts! and
into what great waters, not to be crossed by any swimmer, God’s pale
Prætorian throws us over in the end!
We live the time that a match flickers; we pop the cork of a ginger-beer
bottle, and the earthquake swallows us on the instant. Is it not odd, is
it not incongruous, is it not, in the highest sense of human speech,
incredible, that we should think so highly of the ginger-beer, and regard
so little the devouring earthquake? The love of Life and the fear of
Death are two famous phrases that grow harder to understand the more we
think about them. It is a well-known fact that an immense proportion of
boat accidents would never happen if people held the sheet in their hands
instead of making it fast; and yet, unless it be some martinet of a
professional mariner or some landsman with shattered nerves, every one of
God’s creatures makes it fast. A strange instance of man’s unconcern and
brazen boldness in the face of death!
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