New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
"Oh, very well," said the girl, rather sharply. "Have you anybody in
particular in view?"
"I haven't really fixed on anybody yet," he explained. "I wanted your
advice first, for I'm going to rely on that. I feel sure you won't let
me make a mistake about a matter so important to me."
"Then don't let's waste any time!" she cried, peremptorily.
"Really," he declared, "it's astonishing how a little bit of a thing
like you can be so bossy." She looked at him fiercely, so he made haste
to add, "But I like it--I like it!"
The girl laughed, but with a certain constraint, so it seemed to him.
"Come, now," she said, "if I must help you, let me see your list of
proposed victims!"
"Do you know Dr. Pennington, the rector of St. Boniface's, in
Philadelphia?" he began. "Well, he has two daughters--nice girls, both
of them--"
"Which one do you want?" asked the girl. "The tall one who squints, or
the fat one with red hair?"
"Come, now," he returned, "she doesn't really squint, you know."
"Call it a cast in her eye if you like; I don't mind. It isn't anything
to me," she asserted. "Is it the tall one you want?"
"I don't care," he answered.
"You don't care?" she repeated.
"No," he returned; "that's why I've come to you. I don't care. Which one
do you recommend?"
"I don't recommend either of them!" she responded, promptly. "I
shouldn't be a true friend if I let you throw yourself away on one of
those frights!"
"I'll give them up, if you say so," said he; "but I've always heard that
they are good, quiet girls--domesticated, you know--and--"
"Who is next?" she pursued, with a return of her arbitrary manner.
"Well," he suggested, bashfully, "I haven't any reason to suppose she
would look at me, and it sounds so conceited in me to suggest that such
a handsome woman--and so rich, too--would listen to me, but--"
"Who is this paragon?" his companion demanded.
"Didn't I mention her name?" he responded. "I thought I had. We passed
her only a little while ago--Mrs. Poole."
"Mrs. Poole?" the girl replied. "That was the sick-looking creature in
black lolling back in a victoria, wasn't it?"
"She isn't sick, really," he retorted; "but I don't think mourning is
becoming to her. Of course, if we are married she will wear colors
and--"
"I didn't know you were willing to take up with a widow!" she
interrupted, with a slight touch of acerbity. "I thought it was a girl
you were looking for!"
"It was a wife of some sort," he replied. "I don't know myself what
would suit me best. That's why I am consulting you. I'm going to rely on
your judgment--"
"But you mustn't do that!" she cried.
"It is just what I've got to do!" he insisted. "And if you think it
would be a mistake for me to marry a widow, why--it's for you to say."
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