“Best stick to yesterday,” he advised kindly. “Before 9 a.m. is too
early for probability.” He leaned back in his chair and closed his
eyes.
“You’re not growing faint under the strain, I hope?” inquired Darcy,
recovering her spirits.
“It isn’t that,” he replied dreamily. “I am only thinking that things
like this do _not_ happen to people. I shall count three, and if you’re
still there I shall know—well, I shall know that my mind is failing—and
be glad of it.”
Darcy began rather to like her accomplice. He was really quite
nice—though old. “Count ten,” she advised. “It’s a better test.”
He began to count slowly, and an elderly lady who came down the aisle
to take the chair opposite hastily sought the porter with a view to
having her seat changed. When he had declaimed “Ten” and opened his
eyes, the quite startling exclamation which followed convinced the old
lady that her caution was well judged. The enumerator had found himself
facing emptiness.
“Turn around,” directed a soft voice behind him.
He pivoted. “Oh!” he exclaimed in the most flattering tones of relief.
“The door of Drawing-Room B was getting nervous,” she said. “So I
changed. I don’t want them to catch my eye. They might come out to
speak to us.”
“Come one, come all,” declaimed the other; “this chair shall fly from
its firm base as soon as I.”
“Fine poetry,” granted the girl. “But this is prose.”
“Nothing of the sort, if you’ll pardon me. Impossible and glorious
romance. Words by Lewis Carroll. Music by Lohengrin. Mr. Brit-ling is
for seeing it through.”
“Mr. Britling—if you’re sure that Mr. H. G. Wells would be willing to
lend you the name—”
“I’ll chance it.”
“Then Mr. Britling doesn’t know his part yet and might get poor me into
awful difficulties. No, we must get out of this car.”
“Stamford the next stop,” said the porter, who had overheard in
passing.
“Can you put us into another car?” Darcy asked him.
“Farther away from the restaurant car,” added her companion, and she
thanked him with a glance for his shrewdness. If they were between the
“Chorea” and the diner, her friends would pass them at luncheon-time.
“Dey’s a obsehvation cah, reah cah,” suggested the porter. “No extra
chahge.”
Darcy immediately rewarded him with a dollar. “If any one inquires
about us,” she said, “tell them that we got off at New Haven.”
“Yassum. What name please, maddum?”
“No name. The lady and gentleman in 14 and 16.”
Fortune had left vacant for their coming a semi-retired alcove in the
observation car. Therein ensconced, they took breath and thought and
stock of each other.
“Now, if you don’t mind,” said the man. “Who am I?”
“Your name is Veyze,” answered the girl, dimpling. “You’re English.
You’re awfully English! You’re as English as—as yourself.”
“Happy coincidence! Mayn’t I have more than one name?”
“A full allowance. Sir Montrose Veyze, of Veyze Holdings, Hampshire.”
“I say! Then I’ve come into the title.”
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