What Outfit, Buddy?Kelly, T. Howard (Thomas Howard)
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What Outfit, Buddy?
Kelly, T. Howard (Thomas Howard)
Soldiers -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
“Gee! you’re gettin’ the stuff great. Well, we’re off. _Bonjour, madame.
Merci beaucoup_,” said Jimmy, shaking hands with the madame. O. D. did
the same and mumbled something that sounded like “_Banjo_.”
“_Au revoir, messieurs_,” responded the old woman.
Down the village street they ambled like a pair of old comrades.
Just as they were getting near the last house on the _Grande Rue_ a
couple of American soldiers came out of a barn door. Hay was sticking to
their clothes and around their necks and heads. They approached Jimmy
and O. D.
“What outfit, buddy?” asked the first one to Jimmy.
“Twenty-sixth division. Know where any of the Twenty-sixth is ’bout
here?” was Jimmy’s question.
“You’re gang got a YD painted on all your stuff?”
“_Oui_,” answered Jimmy.
“Well, there was artillery passed through here yesterday noon—_beaucoup_
of it—whole regiment about. Say have you seen anything of the
Twenty-eighth Division? We got lost a few days ago. ’Ain’t been able to
locate ’em yet.”
“No, can’t say I know where your outfit is. Which way did that
artillery go?”
“Straight up the Verdun road toward Souilly. Find anything to _monjay_
or drink here?” asked the Twenty-eighth Division man.
“_Oui_, got _beaucoup pom du tear fritz, dey zerfs_, and _van rouge_
down the line there,” and Jimmy pointed out the house where he and O. D.
had spent the night.
“_Merci._ Well, be good and take care. Just out of Château-Thierry,
ain’t you?”
“_Oui._ So long, fellows!” answered Jimmy, and he and O. D. hiked on
toward Verdun.
During the course of two kilometers three trucks passed the hikers.
Chances of riding looked _pas bons_ to them when another truck appeared
on the crest of a high hill, making toward them.
“Maybe this guy’ll have a heart. We’ll stop here and look tired as
hell,” said Jimmy, stopping on the roadside.
The truck came closer.
“Hell afire! Believe it’s a YD truck, O. D.”
“How ’bout a lift, buddy?” shouted Jimmy as the truck was almost up to
them.
The driver slowed down and let them climb on.
“What outfit, buddy?” he asked Jimmy.
“One Hundred and Third Field Artillery, Jack.”
“Thought you looked like a YD man,” answered the driver as he changed
gears.
They made about four kilometers when the driver complained of feeling
hot. He stopped his truck and started taking off his leather jerkin.
There was a Croix de Guerre pinned over his heart. O. D. saw it and his
eyes bulged out.
“I see you’re a hero,” said O. D., pointing to the bronze medal attached
to the green ribbon.
“Hero, hell!” exclaimed the driver. “Anybody can get one of these
things. The Frogs wear ’em as souvenirs of the _guerre_. You can buy a
dozen for a few francs. I was lucky enough to have this one given to
me,” he explained.
“What did you do, swipe a bag of white sugar and give it to some French
general?” asked Jimmy.
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